Mechanomusicosync

When the repetitive sound of a mechanical machine unintentionally, randomly matches the beat or rhythm of a song that happens to be playing at the same time.
When I visited a letterpress shop, an old Heidelberg letterpress was cranking away and happened to create a mechanomusicosync with the music playing on the shop’s stereo system, and everyone started to dance.
by Samson Jargonistes March 17, 2023
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manlightenment

When a male becomes enlightened by a female. The opposite of mansplaining.
Michael went through a moment of manlightenment when his wife Helen explained why it was important for him to put the toilet seat down.
by Samson Jargonistes February 13, 2024
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trumpression

noun

: a state of feeling sad about the fact that Donald Trump is the 45th President of the United States

: a serious medical condition in which a person feels very sad and hopeless due to the fact that Donald Trump is the 45th President of the United States

Etymology: "Trumpression" is a portmanteau of "Trump" and "depression."
"Since the student body, faculty and staff were all suffering from deep trumpression, there was little desire to mount the this year's school musical, 'Oklahoma!'"

"The trumpression that is sweeping across half of America will cause a boom time for psychologists, psychiatrists, counselors, psychoanalysts, therapists and clinical social workers.."

"Fred and Wilma spent nearly every night at the local bar, their brains awash in a gin-addled haze, trying in vain to wash away their debilitating trumpression."
by Samson Jargonistes November 10, 2016
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tl/tt

tl/tt stands for "too late / too tired," used as an explanation of why one is going, or staying at, home.
That sounds like a lot of fun, but not tonight ... tl/tt.
by Samson Jargonistes December 20, 2019
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TBL

“Do you want to meet for dinner?”
“Maybe. I might be working late. TBL.”
by Samson Jargonistes February 10, 2024
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Mangkey

A mangkey is someone who is or is acting like part mang (how Tony Montana pronounces “man”) and part monkey.
Ju think I wanna live ing some fucking caige, mang....uh? I not some fucking mangkey.
by Samson Jargonistes December 22, 2019
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Trumpholm syndrome

Trumpholm syndrome is a psychological phenomenon first described in 2016 in which intelligent, rational, empathetic and compassionate Americans who did not vote for Donald Trump during the U.S presidential election of 2016 express empathy and sympathy—and have positive feelings toward—President Donald Trump, sometimes to the point of defending and identifying with him and his agenda.

Trumpholm syndrome is self-defense mechanism: bonding with Trump is the individual's response to trauma suffered by his rise to power.

Symptoms of Trumpholm syndrome often develop after a sustained period of trumpression.

The word "Trumpholm" is a portmanteau of "Trump" and "Stockholm" (referring to Stockholm syndrome).
"Ever since Cecilia's post-election trumpression transformed into Trumpholm syndrome, she's been able to get out of bed and go to work again; Jim said he even saw her smile while watching President Trump on the news."
by Samson Jargonistes November 11, 2016
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