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Trumpholm syndrome is a psychological phenomenon first described in 2016 in which intelligent, rational, empathetic and compassionate Americans who did not vote for Donald Trump during the U.S presidential election of 2016 express empathy and sympathy—and have positive feelings toward—President Donald Trump, sometimes to the point of defending and identifying with him and his agenda.

Trumpholm syndrome is self-defense mechanism: bonding with Trump is the individual's response to trauma suffered by his rise to power.

Symptoms of Trumpholm syndrome often develop after a sustained period of trumpression.

The word "Trumpholm" is a portmanteau of "Trump" and "Stockholm" (referring to Stockholm syndrome).
"Ever since Cecilia's post-election trumpression transformed into Trumpholm syndrome, she's been able to get out of bed and go to work again; Jim said he even saw her smile while watching President Trump on the news."
by Samson Jargonistes November 11, 2016

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noun

1 : the major American sociopolitical unit that embraces the sovereign authority and sociopolitical vision of President Donald Trump, especially : the geographic territory of this sociopolitical unit (e.g., red-colored state districts that voted for Donald Trump during the 2016 U.S. Election)

2 : sociopolitical unit ideologically based in populism, and also exhibits strong tendencies towards racism, sexism, bigotry, homophobia and xenophobia

Etymology: "trumpire" is a portmanteau of "Trump" and "empire."
"Many U.S. cities with large, diverse urban populations are primarily liberal enclaves surrounded by large suburban and rural swathes of Trumpire."

"Founded by racism, sexism, bigotry, homophobia, xenophobia and hatred, the Trumpire has to maintain itself by racism, sexism, bigotry, homophobia, xenophobia and hatred." h/t Montesquieu

"A common soldier will make a Trumpire, but he will eventually meet his fate and be condemned to the Great Rock." h/t Nostradamus
by Samson Jargonistes November 10, 2016

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noun

: a state of feeling sad about the fact that Donald Trump is the 45th President of the United States

: a serious medical condition in which a person feels very sad and hopeless due to the fact that Donald Trump is the 45th President of the United States

Etymology: "Trumpression" is a portmanteau of "Trump" and "depression."
"Since the student body, faculty and staff were all suffering from deep trumpression, there was little desire to mount the this year's school musical, 'Oklahoma!'"

"The trumpression that is sweeping across half of America will cause a boom time for psychologists, psychiatrists, counselors, psychoanalysts, therapists and clinical social workers.."

"Fred and Wilma spent nearly every night at the local bar, their brains awash in a gin-addled haze, trying in vain to wash away their debilitating trumpression."
by Samson Jargonistes November 10, 2016

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verb

: feeling sad about the fact that Donald Trump is the 45th President of the United States

: having a serious medical condition that causes a person to feel very sad and hopeless due to the fact that Donald Trump is the 45th President of the United States

Etymology: "Trumpressed" is a portmanteau of "Trump" and "depressed."
"Barbara decided to skip her birthday party this year since she was feeling way too trumpressed."

"Have you spoken to Larry lately? I'm worried about him; he seems clinically trumpressed."

"If you're feeling trumpressed, take a deep breath and say to yourself, 'This, too, shall pass.'"
by Samson Jargonistes November 10, 2016

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A mangkey is someone who is or is acting like part mang (how Tony Montana pronounces “man”) and part monkey.
Ju think I wanna live ing some fucking caige, mang....uh? I not some fucking mangkey.
by Samson Jargonistes December 22, 2019

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Pax Corona (Latin for “Crown Peace”) describes the peace that the natural world experienced during the 2019-2020 coronavirus pandemic, as the global slowdown in mancer activity—due to lockdowns and quarantines—has given Mother Nature some time to take a much-needed breath of fresh air.

Between travel restrictions, reductions in public transport and overall economic activity that generates emissions—such as coal burning, refining oil, producing steel, air travel, ground transportation—the climate is getting the kind of rest from destructive mancer activity it hasn’t gotten since the dawn of the Industrial Revolution. The lockdown in China (the world’s biggest emitter of greenhouse gases), for example, has cut the nation’s carbon dioxide (CO2) emissions by 100 million metric tons in just two weeks.

Pax Corona is adapted from the term “Pax Romana” (Latin for "Roman Peace"), the roughly 222-year-long period in Roman history which is identified with increased and sustained inner hegemonial peace and stability (though not meaning without wars, expansion and revolts).
While the coronavirus pandemic has caused death and chaos across the

mancer civilization, Mother Nature and non-human species are happily experiencing a Pax Corona.
by Samson Jargonistes March 22, 2020

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tl/tt stands for "too late / too tired," used as an explanation of why one is going, or staying at, home.
That sounds like a lot of fun, but not tonight ... tl/tt.
by Samson Jargonistes December 20, 2019

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