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Trumpcards.com 

Trumpcards.com is a web address using the most obvious play on words possible almost probably insuring that The Orange Mercenary-in-Chief has now copyrighted the words Trump, Card, Trumpcard, and Trumpcards.

The most humiliating and empty use of a teaser for a special announcement ever!

A former failed and twice impeached insurrectionist president pushing election denial lies sells online jpeg action figure cosplay cards NFT’s to his cult members for $99.00; thus proving that people over 70 don’t know how the internet actually works

Can you say screen capture, Donny? I knew that you could!!!!!!

This future failed venture was launched to coincide with the capture and extradition of Sam Bankman-Fried crypto currency Ponzi scheme perpetrator; and, Elon Musk banning journalist from Twitter because everyone knows that evil comes in threes.

It’s not ironic; it’s more like heavy handed forced coincidence.
Did you get your Trumpcard NFT’s from Trumpcards.com, yet? They are only $99.00 for pixels that you can screen capture, BUT, each time you buy one you are automatically entered into a sweepstakes to Dine with the Donald!!!!! WHAT A BARGAN!!!!!!

trumptator 

A leader who leads through autocratic edicts, with no regard for the opinions of his advisers, political affiliates or anyone else. Frequently an unhinged narcissist who makes delusional incoherent ramblings without regard to how he is perceived or the potential consequences.
Reporter: What do you say to the fact that 19 US Intelligence Agencies all agree that Russia hacked the DNC to influence the elections?

Trump: I think it was a 400 pound fat kid sitting on his bed in New Jersey.

Audience Member (quietly): Chris Christie has a son?

Reporter: What can you tell us about your Muslim Ban?
Trump: It's working bigly.

Reporter (later to colleague): Did you hear Donald's comments at the press conference? Yeah, spoken like a true Trumptator.
trumptator by Chas501 February 16, 2017

trumpetard 

portmanteau formed from trump + petard (in the sense of Shakespeare's "hoist with his own petard')

def: a linguistic "reveal" of pathological liars (like Trump), wherein a statement is "exploded" (revealed to be completely devoid of veracity) by an immediately following conflicting/contradictory statement.
example of usage: "In every public speech, the president careers from one trumpetard to the next!"
trumpetard by Eppypotamus March 30, 2020

Trumpfact 

He used a trumpfact
Trumpfact by Attacked February 16, 2017

TrumpCare 

An oxymoron. Trump doesn't care about anything important to you, especially your health.
ME: Hey man, I see your cancer came back.
YOU: Yea. Losing my Obamacare though. Looking forward to TrumpCare.
ME: No he doesn't.

Trumpfact 

Something that is demonstrably false in the public record, but is thought to gain validity through constant repetition
Despite the video of his speech showing he said that he had voted for the bill, his followers continued to accept the Trumpfact that he voted against it.
Trumpfact by hopelssdiogenes October 11, 2016
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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