trumptanic

A piece of evidence that is devastating and will establish criminal liability.

The testimony of Trump doorman could be a trumptanic.

by smjgJsbjgsm August 25, 2018

Trumptan

A word used to define a tan the colour of Donald Trump. Also two fucking words put together to define the vibrant, orange complexion rarely seen in this universe.

Bob: "Gee, look at that old blonde dude down there! He must have a trumptan!"

Bobina: "omg, he has a very good trumptan... looks related to the man himself!"

by Huntress CC June 7, 2017

trumpgantic

Used as a reference of body shape and mass. Since trump is over 200 pounds and round he's trumpgantic.

" what the hell man! Stop eating all my cupcakes, your getting trumpgantic"

by Em-Has-neckaphobia February 20, 2017

Trumptasia

the place in fantasy land where one lives believing "I alone can fix it."

Guy1: Don is still trying to start his mower?
Guy2: Yeah. I keep trying to tell him all he has to do is prime the carburetor first, but he doesn't want to listen to me. He thinks only he can fix it.

Guy1: Well, I guess Don's mower will stay in the garage another week while Don's mind will stay in Trumptasia.

by Marquise_T September 7, 2016

Trumpmaniac

The insane obsession with mentioning Trump in every post on Facebook post, no matter how irrelevant.

That guy is a complete Trumpmaniac. Trump has nothing to do with icebergs in Antarctica.

by Bill Nye The Neologist July 13, 2017

Trumptini

1 part bronzer, 6 parts Russian prostitute urine. Shaken and served in a tiny glass that makes anyone's hands look yuge.

The PEOTUS loves a good trumptini before starting his 3am twitter rants.

by just the Tipp 141 January 13, 2017

trumpstance

The glowering stare and leaning-forward body language of the 45th President of the US when he seeks to bully other heads of state.

When a journalist asked the Italian Prime Minister about the questionable outcome of the recent G7 summit, as they stood at adjacent podiums in the White House, assuming trumpstance was second nature for the Mobster in Chief.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 30, 2018