Doorman
A person that invites you cordially,or welcomes you inside him or her
Synonyms: whore, promiscous person, harlot
Synonyms: whore, promiscous person, harlot
Doorman by harlottracystarmorgan October 8, 2011
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Doorman
That guy at the theater who tears your ticket and then tell you what theater to sit your fat ass in so you can spill your pop-corn and leave your coke for him to clean up, only to take revenge by putting his lice in your head rest you lazy bitch. Down the hall, 4th door on the , thats the hand that makes an L.
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a sex act, in which the male ejaculates on the female's ear / neck region, and then provides her with a courtesy towel or rag to wipe herself off. (see entry for "doorman")
doorman by jakester1234 January 1, 2011
doorman
Some guy who holds the door open for a really pretty girl, but then sees a bunch of people follow her. He keeps holding the door for everyone for five minutes because he's too nice to stop holding the door and he doesn't want to appear sexist.
I saw Amanda leaving class, so I opened the door for her. But then everyone else came and I held the door open for them too... I am a doorman.
doorman by Downvoting Victim September 10, 2006
Doorman Mike
The best god damn doorman in the history of the world. Doorman Mike will always make your day better when coming into, or leaving, the office.
Doorman Mike by mikezpizza May 6, 2018
doorman discretion
That immense amount of power conferred upon one without commensurate knowledge, experience, or understanding, such that, in effect, the village idiot ends up holding the keys to the U.S. nuclear arsenal, or worse, won't let you into your own office building so you can finish working on that one document that will define the rest of your career and is due tomorrow morning.
I apologize for not filing that brief brief with the supreme court on time, but I was the victim of doorman discretion.
doorman discretion by Mongo23 June 1, 2006
Doorman Dash
When someone a dozen steps ahead of you holds the door open and you have to walk quickly so they don't have to wait for you - the result being that it would have been more convenient to just open the door yourself.
Whenever I go into the parking garage after work someone ahead of me holds the door open and I have to do the doorman dash.
Doorman Dash by O-town Daddy October 13, 2013
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