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trumpalump 

The small bulge in Donald Trump's pants after his daughter gets off of his lap.
Ivanka gives her dad a trumpalump in every family photo
trumpalump by No1nose March 20, 2017
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one who has drunken sex with a man upon their first meeting
randy is a total tralump
tralump by dick4 March 27, 2005
She was such a tralump last night.
tralump by Yo May 13, 2005

Trumpalumpa 

A species of hominid (Filius putae) known for its orange skin, short temper, and poor executive function. Unlike in many other hominids, the "alpha" Trumpalumpa is generally a figurehead who lacks the ability to control subordinates, who generally roam free to do whatever seems best for them.
"Oh my god, what the hell is that?"
"Don't worry; it's just a Trumpalumpa. It likes to pound its chest a lot but it is incapable of personally doing anything."
Trumpalumpa by Aunt Tifa Lockhart September 10, 2018

Trumfalump 

elephant; a fairly attractive woman whose weight is off the scale. With thighs as thick as a red wood tree and a booty you could mistake for two bean bags.
Brad: hey does anyone hear a low rumbling?
Mike: yeah I kinda do! What is that?
Brad: sounds like a parade of elephants!
*Group of fat women appear*
Brad: oh here come the trumfalump s
Trumfalump by Gabe_itch October 30, 2019

grufalump 

to be used when some is being a penis. When they're being grumpy and a cunt at the same.
"You are being a grufalump today"
grufalump by Mia triangle June 19, 2016