A species of hominid (Filius putae) known for its orange skin, short temper, and poor executive function. Unlike in many other hominids, the "alpha" Trumpalumpa is generally a figurehead who lacks the ability to control subordinates, who generally roam free to do whatever seems best for them.
"Oh my god, what the hell is that?"
"Don't worry; it's just a Trumpalumpa. It likes to pound its chest a lot but it is incapable of personally doing anything."
elephant; a fairly attractive woman whose weight is off the scale. With thighs as thick as a red wood tree and a booty you could mistake for two bean bags.
Brad: hey does anyone hear a low rumbling?
Mike: yeah I kinda do! What is that?
Brad: sounds like a parade of elephants!
*Group of fat women appear*
Brad: oh here come the trumfalump s