Trod

A GOD among men. the best person at video-games ever. trust the system he's got your back.

"dude that guy destroyed us last game!"
"I know. he's such a Trod!"
"what a man..."

by Namllacdoog October 1, 2021

trod's tears

the most delicious fluid on the planet, anyone blessed enough to taste it has been granted eternal life.

xavier: i just drank some of trod's tears, i think i'm immortal now.

by edgii June 30, 2019

trod's cum

one of the divine fluids that we, humans, have been blessed with. unlike trod's tears, which grant you immortality, trod's cum forces you into an epiphany. you'll gain awareness beyond what any human has ever experienced, and you'll see what's been invisible to our species since the beginning of time. spirits, demons, the very energies that our universe is made up of. you'll be able to see it all, after consuming trod's cum.

jesus fuck . . . i just drank trod's cum . . . what's this feeling . . ?

by xavigor January 24, 2021

trod plodging

The act of engaging in anal sex with an overweight person.
verb: trod plodger
adjective: trodding plodge

I'm going to Jenny Craig meetings to do some trod plodging.

by Aidinigan February 22, 2011

T-Rod

An exceptionally large phallus. So large that it has been often said it can be seen from space by NASA

While changing everyone noticed Tyson's large dick. Mike said "wow Tyson you are packing a T-Rod"

by ratnasty October 21, 2012

Trodified

Something that is so banged up it appears to have been trod upon repeatedly.

That bitches face is trodified.

by my imagination keels over October 16, 2008

Rory Trode

Rory Trode is a Rice Cracker, He loves to make fun of Jewish People and their Enormous noses. He hates weebs but loves Jojo's Bizarre Adventures. He likes to date indian people and watches porn.

Look its Rory Trode! I wonder who he is dating this week?

by Jotaretard November 11, 2021