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Triple Decker Blumpkin 

An act involving 3 willing participants. The first participant removes the lid of the cistern on the toilet and sits in while proceeding to take a nifty little dump inside. The second part-taker sits AC Slater style on the toilet bowl performing fellatio on the first participant whilst pissing into the toilet. The third and luckiest particpant will be kneeling like an alter boy with their lips firmly clasped in a suction grip around the anus while the second participant power dumps into their mouth. To finish the third participant then proceeds to splurge a creamy-corny parcel onto the bathroom floor.
Larry: you should have seen what I caught peter doing earlier. I walked into the bathroom and he was sitting top-deck in the ensuite having a triple decker Blumpkin with with Greg and Sarah. Shit everywhere.

Nora: :O

triple decker 

The standard residence of off campus college students in Worcester, MA. Also home to prostitutes, drug lords, and other low income residents.

In Worcester, triple deckers are consistently home to spiral staircases and sliding windows in the back stairwell.

Most college parties in Worcester that do not happen at a fraternity will happen in a triple decker. Larger parties will happen on more than one floor of the same triple decker.
We're going to the triple decker on Goulding Street for the "White Trash Party"
triple decker by Rushmore June 13, 2004

Triple Decker 

Similar to the Upper Decker only instead of deucing only in the upper tank of the toilet, you shit in the upper tank, the actual toilet bowl and on the floor directly in front of the can leaving a saucy trail of beef stew for the victim.

The preferred standard for performing the Triple Decker is to eat 400 EXTRA spicy buffalo wings, Indian food and White Castle and/or Taco Bell prior to shatting everrrrrywhere.
Josh: Kevin from work throws the worst goddamn parties

Alex: Ya man, I'm gonna go Triple Decker the shit out of his bathroom.

Josh: Pun intended?

Alex: No - seriously
Triple Decker by JManNYC2010 December 21, 2010

Triple Decker Pecker Wrecker 

That's where there's a guy on the bottom fucking a girl in the ass and there's a guy on top fucking her in the vagina creating a triple decker sex-sandwich thus wrecking their peckers.
Jimmy and Tim has a triple decker pecker wrecker with Rachel last night!

Triple Decker 

When someone takes a dump and gets up because he thinks he is done, only to realize there is still shit to be shat. Sits back down, takes another dump, gets up and needs yet again to sit down to complete "the triple decker".
Tony ate so much burritos in the car that he had to pull over at the rest stop for a triple decker.
Triple Decker by sko January 31, 2005

triple decker 

any employee taking a 3 week unaurhorized vacation and still having a job when he returns.
Carl pulled a triple Decker on his boss Troy
triple decker by H Bizzle January 4, 2008