trimestic

A domestic partnership between 3 people instead of 2.

Joni just changed her facebook status to 'trimestic partnership' with emma and miriam.

by lezloverforever July 27, 2011

Turd trimester

When a gigantic piece of crap has been lovingly nurtured and has reached its final level of growth and development. At the end of this stage it's evacuated from the safe, warm environment that is the bowels. Coined in the South Park episode "More Crap".

In real life, the turd trimester can be compared to the status of pulling tongues.

As a doctor I cannot condone travelling on an airplane in your turd trimester. It is not safe.

by ihatechristmas December 4, 2010

timesick

Just like homesick, except it's a longing for a different time than the present.

1) All this homework is making me timesick; I wish we could just go back to kindergarten when our hardest assignment was coloring inside the lines.
2) I'm timesick. I wish I could just fast forward to after graduation.

by LongingForAnotherTime February 14, 2012

Third Trimester Threesome

Having sex with a woman in her third trimester, and thinking the baby touched your dick with its hand and or mouth.

I was railing my pregnant wife when I had to pull out cause I thought I was apart of a Third Trimester Threesome.

by mike mahony January 12, 2009

Tresticle

Sprouted dicks.

Thompson could not hold in the urge to get a "hands-on experience" with Ellie's growing tresticles.

by O~~~ November 27, 2016

Trumpstick

A brand of lipstick that members of the Cabinet (and other ass kissers) use to mold their lips into the best shape to fit Donald Trump's ass.

Cabinet Member I : My Trumpstick makes my lips pucker into the perfect shape for doing what the President loves best.
Cabinet Memeber II: Yes, so does mine. But I don't understand why the hot pink Trumpstick that I apply comes out brown when I finish with POTUS' daily smooch.

by Sugarbumbum June 14, 2017

Tresticles

Someone with three testicles. A name to mock a retard or a homosexual.

Lachie: HAHA Darcy you're such a tresticles, imagine having three balls you idiot.
Darcy: you guys are so mean

by Tretsticles October 15, 2020