texmestic

a domestic/fight with your significant other that takes place solely over text messaging

I couldn't even have fun at the strip club last night cuz my girl was so pissed I went we had a texmestic the whole time I was there

by sunshine83 March 20, 2009

Extra-Terrestical

A rare disorder, seen most often in middle-aged white Republican males, wherein the subject is born with, or develops, a third testicle which, left unrestrained, drags along on the ground behind him.

Malibu Jackson: Shhh! I think I hear someone following us!
Franco Genovese: No, that's just my Extra-Terrestical.
Malibu Jackson: Corral that shit, bish!

by Genovese, Franco August 23, 2011

tedesticles

a phenomenon that occurs only rarely and exclusively within the Tedeschi family where a man will have such impressive testicles that any who see them bow down to his masculine glory

i was going to get into a fight with Tedeschi the other day, but then he whipped out his tedesticles and i had no choice but to yield to him

by yallwannasuckmyballsdontchu July 16, 2021

trimestic

A domestic partnership between 3 people instead of 2.

Joni just changed her facebook status to 'trimestic partnership' with emma and miriam.

by lezloverforever July 27, 2011

textmestic

When you're engaged in a domestic type argument with your significant other using text messaging.

Wow, that was a knock-down-drag-out textmestic. I thought someone would've applied for a textstraining order already.

by Matt638 January 11, 2009

texlestic

Someone who can't read text messages or wright them

L8r = later. NRG= energy. texlestic

by Gavin304 June 25, 2016

Textistic

Text
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Traffic
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Don't be a textistic, victim of a texting related traffic fatality.

by General Gau March 15, 2019