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Trichology 

The study of the three main hair groups on homo Sapiens heads. These hair groups include beard hair, scalp hair, and eyebrows. Eyelashes are not included because no one cares about those
My trichology trichologist said that years of trichology research and studies show that trimming my beard hair it will cause it to grow back much much faster and longer

tracheotomy 

When something becomes lodged in ones throat to the point it impedes breathing. An emergency surgery is then performed by cutting through the trachea and into the windpipe. a tube is then inserted into the windpipe for the person to breath. This can also happen for severe anaphylactic shock.
They performed a tracheotomy after Billy tried to swallow a golf ball.
tracheotomy by General Lee 01 October 13, 2019

trichology 

Trichology is the branch of medicine that deals with the scientific study of the health of hair and scalp.
People who say they are 'trichologists' are not real doctors, although once qualified properly, they can determine how old the person is, body mass and race from a single hair. People in forensics are usually trained within this field.
The Trichology student examined the hair and figured out that the hair belonged to a 81 year old, 400lb African American who used Pantene Pro-V

Trichromy 

Someone who acts like they have Down Syndrome or equally retarded.
Person 1: Dude, Minecraft is the best game ever.

Person 2: Shut the fuck up, trichromy.
Trichromy by ellende August 5, 2017

tracheotomy style 

Stylish surgical incision of the trachea through the neck, as to make an artificial opening for breathing.
Sarah Beckman jammed a straw through that guy's neck tracheotomy style! Suck it!
tracheotomy style by Poopyboots April 21, 2005

The Tracheotomy 

The fourth hole. Created when said male pounds the throat of his female so hard that it opens up the fourth female oriface, called The Tracheotomy.
Hey Jim...Please help my wife! She's in anafalatic shock and needs The Tracheotomy!

No problem Roy, I'll fuck out her throat until I rip into her trachea.

Thanks man!
The Tracheotomy by Dry n hard January 2, 2021