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Jewish Trichotomy 

A logical fallacy that presents only the following three options or sides to any position supported by jews: Support, Neutrality, fear/hate.

Whether the third option is “fear” or “hate” is determined by the emotional appeal sought to be derived for a given position.
To successfully advocate for our interests, we must move the discourse beyond the confines of the jewish trichotomy.

Trichology 

The study of the three main hair groups on homo Sapiens heads. These hair groups include beard hair, scalp hair, and eyebrows. Eyelashes are not included because no one cares about those
My trichology trichologist said that years of trichology research and studies show that trimming my beard hair it will cause it to grow back much much faster and longer

tracheotomy 

When something becomes lodged in ones throat to the point it impedes breathing. An emergency surgery is then performed by cutting through the trachea and into the windpipe. a tube is then inserted into the windpipe for the person to breath. This can also happen for severe anaphylactic shock.
They performed a tracheotomy after Billy tried to swallow a golf ball.
tracheotomy by General Lee 01 October 13, 2019

trichology 

Trichology is the branch of medicine that deals with the scientific study of the health of hair and scalp.
People who say they are 'trichologists' are not real doctors, although once qualified properly, they can determine how old the person is, body mass and race from a single hair. People in forensics are usually trained within this field.
The Trichology student examined the hair and figured out that the hair belonged to a 81 year old, 400lb African American who used Pantene Pro-V
trichology by DJ Fragglepuss May 1, 2007

Trichromy 

Someone who acts like they have Down Syndrome or equally retarded.
Person 1: Dude, Minecraft is the best game ever.

Person 2: Shut the fuck up, trichromy.
Trichromy by ellende August 5, 2017

tracheotomy style 

Stylish surgical incision of the trachea through the neck, as to make an artificial opening for breathing.
Sarah Beckman jammed a straw through that guy's neck tracheotomy style! Suck it!
tracheotomy style by Poopyboots April 21, 2005

The Tracheotomy 

The fourth hole. Created when said male pounds the throat of his female so hard that it opens up the fourth female oriface, called The Tracheotomy.
Hey Jim...Please help my wife! She's in anafalatic shock and needs The Tracheotomy!

No problem Roy, I'll fuck out her throat until I rip into her trachea.

Thanks man!
The Tracheotomy by Dry n hard January 2, 2021
More from Urban Dictionary
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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