tresspiss

when you go into your neighbors front yard (typically at night) and piss in the grass simply because they’ll never know you did

i was bored so i went outside to tresspiss in my neighbors yard.

by nevarodedashortbusbutimadumnga May 22, 2023

southern trespass

while having sex, to change orifices without prior consent or warning.

Sheilah and I were getting it on, and she was going crazy! So I pulled A southern trespass. Man she loved it!

by matt simpson February 24, 2004

Tresspasturbating

When you tresspass onto someone's lawn and start to masturbate.

My friend went onto a construction site, which is tresspassing, and he was Tresspasturbating.

by sdfdshgdhgfh July 18, 2010

Trespassers W

Piglet's famous grandfather, who must have been dreadfully important as Piglet sets himself about telling Pooh about Trespassers W as they search for the unfindable Woozle (who incidentally enjoy being in company with Wizzles).

The Piglet lived in a very grand house in the middle of a beech-tree, and the beech-tree was in the middle of the forest, and the Piglet lived in the middle of the house. Next to his house was a piece of broken board which had: "TRESPASSERS W" on it. When Christopher Robin asked the Piglet what it meant, he said it was his grandfather's name, and had been in the family for a long time. Christopher Robin said you couldn't be called Trespassers W, and Piglet said yes, you could, because his grandfather was, and it was short for Trespassers Will, which was short for Trespassers William. And his grandfather had had two names in case he lost one—Trespassers after an uncle, and William after Trespassers.

"I've got two names," said Christopher Robin carelessly.

"Well, there you are, that proves it," said Piglet.

by Woozly July 6, 2009

emotional trespass

The act of disregarding, invading or ignoring someone else's psychological, emotional boundaries; boundary invasion.

Judging or criticizing another person's thoughts, feelings or values:
"You don't really feel that way, you just think you do."

by Jane Adams May 8, 2005

Vaginal Trespassing

The act of one male involuntarily crossing the path of a women's vaginal slit after clearly being told and given hints that it is for nobody to go inside, or mess with. Often referred to as unintentional rape, or in often cases molester. Consequences may include pregnancy, damaged vaginal canals, and in often cases aids.

"I told Michael he was not allowed inside of my Juicy, tight, wet pussy. He ignored me and beat my pussy up worse than a punching bag." He was later charged by the police with Vaginal Trespassing, and was found with aids.

by cockthrone July 22, 2014

tresspost

Messing with people's facebook account when they leave it logged on - e.g. posting funny or embarassing statuses, changing someone's birthday, changing profile pictures.

Used instead of frape to avoid trivialising rape and re-traumatising rape survivors - just generally a less unpleasant word for a lighthearted joke.

"Bob posted 'just took a massive shit'"

Bob: "yeah, that was a tresspost guys"

by Feminist Bob March 17, 2014