Trespiss

The act of urinating on another person's plot of land because there are no other trees to be found on public property.

YTMND Person 1: So I was tresp-ssing on someone's property...

YTMND Person 2: You were Trespissing?

YTMND Person 1: ...

by Satori Lawliet February 27, 2009

Trespiss

The act of pissing on the owner's land or property without permission.

Person 1: Hey bro, didn't you say you had to piss?
Person 2: Yeah I did but I'm all good now, I trespissed on Mr. Smiths lawn on the way here.

Person 1: Oh nice, I should trespiss too sometime.
Person 2: Yeah it saves time and its safer. Definitely try it when you get the chance.

by 14skater14 June 30, 2022

Trespiss

To urinate illegally on property that doesn't belong to you.

I was walking home from the bar last night and I needed to go so bad, I had to stop and trespiss behind the elementary school.

by Old Janx Spirit August 9, 2012

southern trespass

while having sex, to change orifices without prior consent or warning.

Sheilah and I were getting it on, and she was going crazy! So I pulled A southern trespass. Man she loved it!

by matt simpson February 24, 2004

Trespassers W

Piglet's famous grandfather, who must have been dreadfully important as Piglet sets himself about telling Pooh about Trespassers W as they search for the unfindable Woozle (who incidentally enjoy being in company with Wizzles).

The Piglet lived in a very grand house in the middle of a beech-tree, and the beech-tree was in the middle of the forest, and the Piglet lived in the middle of the house. Next to his house was a piece of broken board which had: "TRESPASSERS W" on it. When Christopher Robin asked the Piglet what it meant, he said it was his grandfather's name, and had been in the family for a long time. Christopher Robin said you couldn't be called Trespassers W, and Piglet said yes, you could, because his grandfather was, and it was short for Trespassers Will, which was short for Trespassers William. And his grandfather had had two names in case he lost one—Trespassers after an uncle, and William after Trespassers.

"I've got two names," said Christopher Robin carelessly.

"Well, there you are, that proves it," said Piglet.

by Woozly July 6, 2009

emotional trespass

The act of disregarding, invading or ignoring someone else's psychological, emotional boundaries; boundary invasion.

Judging or criticizing another person's thoughts, feelings or values:
"You don't really feel that way, you just think you do."

by Jane Adams May 8, 2005

Vaginal Trespassing

The act of one male involuntarily crossing the path of a women's vaginal slit after clearly being told and given hints that it is for nobody to go inside, or mess with. Often referred to as unintentional rape, or in often cases molester. Consequences may include pregnancy, damaged vaginal canals, and in often cases aids.

"I told Michael he was not allowed inside of my Juicy, tight, wet pussy. He ignored me and beat my pussy up worse than a punching bag." He was later charged by the police with Vaginal Trespassing, and was found with aids.

by cockthrone July 22, 2014