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Treetrunk Mofo

A man from northern Maine with a rather large penis.
Watch out for Treetrunk Mofo! He'll split you in half!
Treetrunk Mofo by NotMattHarper April 25, 2011

Tredrunk 

adj. When a person has consumed so much alcohol that they are beyond the point where they can be described as smashed, crunked or any other common slang. Being tredrunk can result in memory loss, however everybody will have stories about you the next day if you manage to find your way home. Other side effects include vomiting, hallucination, embarrasment (depending on the person), and good night sleeps in random places.
Wow, that bitch is tredrunk!

dodge tree trunk

Big, Girthy, veiny cock possessed by one who drives a dodge.
That guy there has a dodge tree trunk

Norwegian Tree Trunk 

An extremely large and thick penis where the veins are popping out and everything. It ranges from anywhere between 1 and 2 feet. It is usually darker brown then the normal penis and is around 2-3 inches wide. Hurts like hell when having sex with someone who has one.
Guy #1 "Hey dude, what happened to that girl you scored last night?"
Guy #2 "Oh, we never did it."
Guy #1 "Why?"
Guy #2 "Oh, i have a Norwegian Tree Trunk and it wouldn't fit..."

tree trunk 

A fatass thigh.(Commonly Associated with Cankles)
Damn! Look at those girls legs. Them some tree-trunks!
tree trunk by Mr.Finger December 1, 2003

The tree trunk maneuver 

The art of fitting a whole tree stump up your ass. Not intended for beginners. Branches are cut off and used for jousting in battle, while screaming, “I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees.”
“Did you pull the tree trunk maneuver on Jenny?”
“Yeah, but she got scared and shit herself.”
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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