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trapstitute

A nigga named Matthew who's a trap to sucks nigger dick.
"That faggot Matthew is a real trapstitute!"
by sdad screeeee January 28, 2018
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trumpstitute

trumpstitute (trumps•ti•toot)
noun
1. A person considered as having compromised principles in order to align with Donald Trump.

2. A person who engages in trumpstitution.

transitive verb

trumpstituted, trumpstituting, trumpstitutes
1. To compromise ones ethical and moral standards by aligning with Donald Trump.
2. To devote oneself to Donald Trump, especially for personal gain.
example: Florida senator Marco Rubio once denounced Donald Trump saying that he was a "con artist" and that he was "vulgar", yet despite all the lies, alternate truths and personal attacks Rubio still decided to endorse and support Donald Trump for president which makes him a trumpstitute.
by Green Thumb Graphics January 24, 2017
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Trapstitutionalized

An individual whose environment and surroundings of living in a "Dope Trap" have produced long term effects on there pysche and actions which cause them to be on high alert and tend to watch cameras with live feeds of their property as well as conduct drug transactions through "burglar bars" or "Dope Holes". This also leaves them quite unsure of who to trust and what future visitors actual motives of visitation truly are.
"Lil Peanut has been serving in the terrace so long he done got trapstitutionalized!

-- DaOneAndonlyH.A.
by DaOneAndonlyH.A. January 30, 2019
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Tripstitute

trips.ti.tute noun, verb -tuted, -tut-ing.
-noun
1. a woman who engages in relationships for free travel.
2. a man who engages in relationships for free travel.
3. a person who willingly uses his or her talent or ability in a base and unworthy way, usually for free travel.

-verb (used with object)
4. to sell or offer (oneself) as a tripstitute.
5. to put to any base or unworthy use: to tripstitute one's talents.
She went to central america with that guy, europe with another, and all over the U.S. this year, and hasn't paid for a single trip. What a tripstitute.
by JLB79 January 4, 2008
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[trustitute]

A person who will trust anyone no matter the situation.
Jean trusted me with 500 bucks to hold for her til later,i spent it in ten minutes,just like last time! She is such a trustitute
by el _zilcho June 14, 2009
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Trumpstitute

A Trumpstitute or Trumpstitution is when a bad comedian runs out of material for their act, so they resort to substituting real comedy by insulting/“roasting” Donald Trump because “ecks dee we h8 Drumpf 10/10 comedy”. This results in a bland and overused horse being beaten well past death.

Some prime examples of this can be seen in the likes of Jimmy Fallon, Saturday Night Live, Jimmy Kimmel, and a number of other late night shows and “comedians”.
TV Announcer: On the Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, please welcome our guest, Donald Truuuump!

*idiot dressed in shitty trump costume walks on stage*

*Jimmy Fallon slaps table and screeches like a retarded child*

Me, watching TV: Aw fuck, I was hopin for something funny, but I guess it’s just another classic Fallon Trumpstitute. I’m gonna go choke the chicken.
by J Diggity Dawg May 16, 2018
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Transtitute

A transvestite prostitute, typically found in it's natural habitat in impoverished urban settings
"hey man did you see that transtitute?"
"yeah, she/he was pretty hot aside from the huge balls"
by Boredat2am October 5, 2009
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