2 definitions by J Diggity Dawg

Trumpstitute

A Trumpstitute or Trumpstitution is when a bad comedian runs out of material for their act, so they resort to substituting real comedy by insulting/“roasting” Donald Trump because “ecks dee we h8 Drumpf 10/10 comedy”. This results in a bland and overused horse being beaten well past death.

Some prime examples of this can be seen in the likes of Jimmy Fallon, Saturday Night Live, Jimmy Kimmel, and a number of other late night shows and “comedians”.

TV Announcer: On the Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, please welcome our guest, Donald Truuuump!

*idiot dressed in shitty trump costume walks on stage*

*Jimmy Fallon slaps table and screeches like a retarded child*

Me, watching TV: Aw fuck, I was hopin for something funny, but I guess it’s just another classic Fallon Trumpstitute. I’m gonna go choke the chicken.

by J Diggity Dawg March 27, 2018

Niggle Giggle

A Niggle Giggle is that laugh a nigga makes that lets you know they just heard or saw some REALLY funny shit. Often sounds like a bottle of Windex being sprayed.

Nigga #1: Ay nigga.

Nigga #2: Wuss poppin cuddy

Nigga #1: Look at that nigga with the goofy ass hat over there

Nigga #2: *upon seeing the goofy ass nigga’s hat* Oh shit HahahaCHK CHK CHK CHK CHK CHK

Nigga #1: Bruh what the fuck was that laugh? You just let out a fuckin Niggle Giggle.

by J Diggity Dawg March 27, 2018