transmoglified

the type of drunk, where you are beyond drunk, but think you are not, and tend to attack your friends, and steel wheelbarrows.

Person 1: man, you were transmoglified last night.
Person 17: so that's where the wheelbarrow came from

transmoglified by Death in tight pants March 18, 2007

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transmongified

A dublin area word for totally fucked. The word can only be used before or after being completely inebriated because it is too difficult a word to pronounce during copious amounts of drinking.

Apparently I took out a telephone box last night; I must have been completely transmongified.

transmongified by Andersci July 21, 2009

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Transmortified

To have died, of shock, in someone else's body.

Transmortified by ljg August 3, 2003

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transmogrified

a slang term originating in the irish midlands describing a particularly severe case of intoxication

"and did ye put away a few more after i headed to the scratcher?"

"fuckin right, i was transmogrified"

transmogrified by boozer 11 February 8, 2007

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Transmoglafied

Your so drunk you cannot pronounce a word with more that 2 syllables.

Dude your so transmoglafied!
What ?

Transmoglafied by Sphincter in my ass June 16, 2014

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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