transhoetation 

The ability to seamlessly transfer between physical and emotional relationships.

Girl 1: "Wait, you were just dating Bobby yesterday, how you with Jerome now? "
Girl 2: " Guuuurrrrllll you know I got that transhoetation!!!"

transhoetation by coolguy1738 November 22, 2015

Transfortation 

A term used when accessing A person's soul growth in correspondence with their big ass.

"That life lesson required some big ass transfortation to jump into the next soul evolution steppage.

Transfortation by TamiFeralFowler December 10, 2020

Transportation Security Administration

Terrorizing Some Americans with pedophile professionals

Transportation Security Administration employs agressive faggots, pederasts or pedophiles, who perceive children as sexual objects for themselves or others

Transportation Security Administration by NO Freedom And Groping January 27, 2013

chariot transportation 

To take a friend to Physical Education Class via holding them piggyback style or princess style.

"CHARIOT" -K
chariot comes running out of the misty locker room picks up K and runs to pe.
This is chariot transportation

chariot transportation by chariotthreebff September 29, 2011

Immaculate Transportation 

When you wake up after a night of heavy drinking and you can't remember how you got home.

I got so drunk last night I experienced immaculate transportation!

Immaculate Transportation by Vern Swanson February 4, 2014

Transpootation 

The act of leaving the stall you just took a dump in to find a stall that actually contains toilet paper. Usually involves shuffling with pants around your ankles and sneaky looks around corners to make sure no one is watching you.

Dave, tell your mom I am really sorry. I transpooted to every bathroom in the house without any luck, so I wiped my arse on your bedroom curtains...

Transpootation by Mark Brooke March 23, 2005

Transportation Narcolepsy

The act of falling asleep on public transportaion, including, but not limited to, subways, buses, trains, taxis, etc.

Krista's transportation narcolepsy during her daily BART ride to work frequently results in her missing her stop, drooling on herself, and people mistaking her for a homeless person.

Transportation Narcolepsy by scooterams July 29, 2008