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trampoland 

If I ever opened a trampoline store, I don't think I'd call it Trampoland, because you might think it was a store for tramps, which is not the impression we are trying to convey with our store. On the other hand, we would not prohibit tramps from browsing or testing the trampolines, unless a tramp's gyrations seem to be getting out of control.
trampoland by Johnny Panic October 4, 2008
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trumpland 

The US during Donald Trump's presidency which will be full of POTUS mispelled tweets , laughable comments and basically embarrasing statements by the leader of free world during Donald J Trump's presidency.
These are unpresidented :) times now that we live in Trumpland.
trumpland by DoubleKismet January 5, 2017

Trumpland 

A dangerous neighborhood comprised solely of republicans.
We are going into trumpland after this block. You should be armed since everyone is obviously delusional.
Trumpland by Scalawagger May 31, 2017

trampoline tonsils 

Someone who is constantly blowing others.
trampoline tonsils by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2016

TrumpLand 

It is not the home of the free or of the brave, but instead it is the home of the White-trash. Everyone in this land are racists and are Trumps ignorant followers.
Marshall: Yo man you wanna come and see whats over there?

Ignacio: Are you crazy man?! We can't go there, that's Trumpland!

Marshall: Shit man, we can't go there...

Marshall:
TrumpLand by Gabysantos88 September 14, 2017

Peter's Road Trampoline 

When someone rests their head on the lap of a male, this is usually considered a cute moment up until the point where the male's lightning rod gains a surge of energy resulting in the repetitive up and down of the partners head on their lap. This must be followed by the question: "Is your dick bomb?" in order to prevent bad luck.
*ON BUS*
Person 1: "Dude, my dog was resting his head on my lap the other day and, out of fucking nowhere, I had the worst Peter's Road Trampoline."
Person 2: "Was your dick at least bomb?"
Person 1: "Of course what do you take me for!"

Chicken Skin Trampoline 

When a male pulls and stretches his scrotum nice and taut and flat and bounces his penis up and down on it.
Rachel loves it when Joe does the chicken skin trampoline.

He braaaaaahhh. I did the chicken skin trampoline for your mom last night. She was amazed.