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Traintrack

What the train rides on... a slang term for a woman who gets a train pulled on her, or has sex with one guy after another after another and so on and so forth.
She got gang-banged last night man ... she got rode like a traintrack.
by shomesomethin July 13, 2010
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traintrack

Verb: To traintrack someone.

a commonly used prank usually when someone is sleeping or heavily intoxicated. Multiple people are required.

Before it is explained, i will state that the person sleeping is person 1, the speaker is person 2 and the butt person is person 3. The intoxicated/sleeping person (person 1) will be seated or preferably laying down on a couch or bed. one person(person 2) will lean towards the intoxicated person and began saying, "chugachugachugachugachugachugachugachuga," similar to the noise made by a passing train. This gradually gets louder. As the volume increases, another person (person 3) pulls down their pants, shorts, or whatever covers their round bottom, and places it at a 90 degree angle with person 1's face. Now it all comes to turn. person 2 (the speaker) will yell, "WATCH OUT FOR THE TRAIN"!!! in person 1's ear. person 1 will wake up, shocked at the noise he just heard. He will shoot up from his laying position, directly into person 3's prepared butthole, who will then release a fart/poopy from his rectum, completing the prank. This prank most likely will result in death or severe injury due to the raging anger of the recipient.
1) Ramses: (to Eduardo) So me and Juaquin were wasted last night so we decided to traintrack Eli.

Juaquin: Yeaaa man, it was sick, but he got pretty mad, and now were in the hospital.

Eli: (To both Ramses and Juaquin) by the way, whosever butt was in my face last night drank way too much cuz their shit smelled like Bud Light
by richard sore April 5, 2010
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emotional trainwreck

A person who is highstrung; who comes into a new relationship with a lot of unresolved issues; who has a lot of emotional baggage; who needs a lot of support and attention from their partner
"I'm looking to date someone a little more stable, since my last partner was an emotional trainwreck."
by anikgirl January 21, 2009
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Trainwreck TV

Something that you know is going to be either horrible, or monotonous (like a security cam), but you can't stop watching..
So I watched Trainwreck tv for 4 hours straight last night...Help!
by ocbinor September 30, 2018
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trainwrecking

DJ lingo for one of a DJ's worst nightmares, when two songs are mixed together but don't match up. Creates an ugly offbeat mess.
Oh my god, that DJ was trainwrecking so badly!! I was gonna kill that guy...!
by ninetigerr July 3, 2005
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Trainwreck

What the whole world is currently experiencing for 366 days straight.
This year is a trainwreck. It certainly aged like milk.
by Pialinist July 5, 2020
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trainwreck

A person or situation that can't escape an inevitable bad outcome; hence, a trainwreck.
"The woman can't ever get a good man, a good job, or education. Her life sucks. She is a trainwreck!"
by fabokroert January 9, 2009
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