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The six days of the year you can be naughty without risk of getting on Santa's naughty list. Santa only cares whether you've been naughty or nice *this year,* which means it only applies starting 1/1 and ending 12/25. From 12/26 thru 12/31, all behavior warranting placement on the naughty list is forgiven, giving you a Naughty Free Pass.
by Pialinist December 26, 2021
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The things that seem to up and skedattle while I'm trying to take a test
by Pialinist December 22, 2021
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Something you should be wearing 24/7/366 if you're out in a public place.
Mask, hand sanitizer, sinking feeling of panic depression and despair. Hahahaha!!!!
by Pialinist June 12, 2020
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A Karen who couldn’t give a single flying fadoodle that we’re in the middle of a pandemic and that we have to keep ourselves and others safe, and instead thinks they can declare independence from wearing a mask. Newsflash: nowhere on the constitution does it say anything about being allowed to not wear a mask during a pandemic, Karen.
It’s all because of those maskholes that this pandemic is still not over yet.
by Pialinist July 11, 2020
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A pea-brain who thinks that wearing a mask in a store for 15 minutes is such a big inconvenience that they refuse to do it in order to save lives. Usually will make a scene in a store when an employee politely asks them to put a mask on.
Look at that maskhole named Karen!!!!! She's throwing a tantrum in a store because an employee is gently reminding her to put a mask on!!!!!!!!
by Pialinist March 17, 2021
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