73 definitions by Pialinist

The thing we are all at this point required to do 24/7/366 thanks to our wonderful friend Miss Rona.
I remember when I always said, “I can’t, I have orchestra rehearsal.” Now it’s more like, “I can’t, I have social distancing.”
by Pialinist June 10, 2020
This rug, which is 2x3 feet, is 1 square social distance.
by Pialinist August 14, 2020
366 days of Absolute Trainwreck. Wait, scratch trainwreck. What's bigger than a train? A cruise ship! It's like a cruise ship ran into another cruise ship, pushing them into another cruise ship, and so on and so on, like dominoes. It's like 27 cruise ships piled on top of each other in a blazing, smoking mess of twisted metal. With all sorts of people bailing out in those little round life preservers. Add a global pandemic to the mix and you've got that times 10000000000.
2020 Expectations vs Reality:
Expectation: Yay!!!!!!!
Reality: Cruise ship wreck!!!!!!!
by Pialinist June 22, 2020
A state of wanting to return back to normal life as we knew it 6 months ago and prior. Basically implying that we want social distancing to die (aka we want to not have to worry about it), therefore, social DIEstancing.
*Me in my dreams* I’m going to go out and practice some social diestancing.
by Pialinist September 8, 2020
A Karen who gets kicked off an airplane for not wearing a mask. Basically someone who for some reason would rather cancel their entire trip (that they spent their own time and money on) than grow up, suck it up, and just wear the darn thing for a couple hours.
Karen: *boards plane without mask on*
Flight attendant: "You have to wear a mask"
Karen: "I REFUSE TO WEAR A FACE DIAPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Flight attendant: "Well, then, if you're not going to wear a mask, then I'm going to have to ask you to get off the plane"
Karen: *gets dragged off plane*
Passengers: "BYE AIR KAREN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by Pialinist May 2, 2021
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*When it's 2am and I'm trying to sleep:* Error 404: Sleep not found. Please try: finding a cure for insomnia and try again later.
by Pialinist January 16, 2021
COPPA ruined my YouTube video, now I won’t get comments.
by Pialinist June 11, 2020