Reading Day

The one day where you actually get to stay up late and pretend like it’s the weekend because guess what, you have no classes, and most importantly, no 8ams!!!!!!
I stayed up till 4am on reading day because I could!!!!!!!
by Pialinist May 04, 2021
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A retort to use on Karens who believe "iT's AlL a HoAx"
Karen: IT'S ALL A HOAX!!!!!!!!!!!1!1!111!!!!!ONE!!!!ONE!!!! I'M NEVER GETTING THE VACCINE BECAUSE IT HAS MICROCHIPS IN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!11!!!!ONEONEONE!!!!!!!!!
Person with brain cells: Who do you think you are, the CDC? Newsflash: you're not, so shut up, Karen 🙃
by Pialinist May 19, 2021
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Last Two Brain Cells

The things that seem to up and skedattle while I'm trying to take a test
by Pialinist December 23, 2021
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2020

366 days of Absolute Trainwreck. Wait, scratch trainwreck. What's bigger than a train? A cruise ship! It's like a cruise ship ran into another cruise ship, pushing them into another cruise ship, and so on and so on, like dominoes. It's like 27 cruise ships piled on top of each other in a blazing, smoking mess of twisted metal. With all sorts of people bailing out in those little round life preservers. Add a global pandemic to the mix and you've got that times 10000000000.
2020 Expectations vs Reality:
Expectation: Yay!!!!!!!
Reality: Cruise ship wreck!!!!!!!
by Pialinist June 22, 2020
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social diestancing

A state of wanting to return back to normal life as we knew it 6 months ago and prior. Basically implying that we want social distancing to die (aka we want to not have to worry about it), therefore, social DIEstancing.
*Me in my dreams* I’m going to go out and practice some social diestancing.
by Pialinist September 08, 2020
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Homework

Homework has a double meaning. The obvious one, which is school work that is done at home. The not-so-obvious meaning is the acronym. It stands for: Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge.
Sorry, I can't hang out today, I got mountains of homework to do.
by Pialinist July 23, 2024
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Rocket Science

What Karens seem to think putting on a mask when they go out during a pandemic is.
Karen: I refuse to wear a mask!!!!
A genius: Shut up, Karen. Put on a daRn mask. It’s not rocket science.
by Pialinist July 06, 2020
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