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Definitions by shomesomethin

One way dirt road 

The rectum, or asshole, which is meant to have things go down it just one direction....out, not in.
Nothing better ever go up my asshole, thats a one way dirt road...

border raider 

Bad boys from Missouri who burned the town of Lawrence Ks, 150 years ago, due to their tolerance of racial equality.
Lawrence was the largest town in n.e. Kansas at that time.
A group of Border ruffians rode west from Missouri one nite and set fire to the town of Lawrence, thus becoming Border Raiders.
border raider by shomesomethin July 27, 2010

Incestophiliac 

Anyone who has admitted to or been convicted of taking indecent liberties with a minor who is in their own family.
When musician Jerry Lee Lewis married his cousins 13 yr. old daughter at the age of 27, he became an Incestophiliac.

booty butter 

Lubricant used before anal sex is performed.
Pack that ass with booty butter so it wont be a dry hump.
booty butter by shomesomethin July 21, 2010

web-weaver

One who weaves a tangled web of lies and deception.
Derived from the quote "Oh what a tangled web we weave, when we practice to deceive." By Edgar Allen Poe
One who stirs up trouble by using deception.
Stay away from that asshole, he is just a web-weaver.
He will just stir up trouble.
web-weaver by shomesomethin July 21, 2010

Larrytown 

A slang term for Lawrence, Kansas home to a bunch of left-wing, liberal wanna-be hippies. Also home to the biggest bunch of crybaby basketball fans that ever lived, who think that the Kansas Chickenhawks should win the NCAA tournament every year, but are proven wrong every single year.
The Missouri Tigers will stomp on the Kansas Jaybirds when they play in Larrytown.
Larrytown by shomesomethin July 14, 2010

Rap Star 

Anyone of any color or nationality who was born and raised in America, but completely failed at reading writing and speaking the english language. One who speaks nothing but ebonics, has little if any education, discipline or common sense, and manages to sell his/her verbal feces to millions of other people who aspire to be like him/her.
Rap Star by shomesomethin July 14, 2010