train brain

The act of receiving head while riding on a train.

I got some train brain on the railroads.

by yins April 17, 2008

Train Brain

Similar to road head, train brain is getting a blowjob on an extremely crowded train.

Carl: Dude, I got the sickest train brain yesterday.
Chad: Nice, what happened?
Carl: I ended up cumming on the guy standing next to me and getting kicked off the train.
Chad: Gnarly.

by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 6, 2015

brain train

When a girl gives a blowjob to more then one guy at the same time. The girl is the locomotive pulling the other cars of the train. thus called a brian train.

"last night we had a brain train going with this girl.. she was blowing all three of us at the same time!"

by conduct0r August 22, 2009

Brain Train

It's your train of thought, which all goes to naught if what you end up with isn't what you sought.

"Shit yo, your brain train just derailed! That shit ain't germane to ANY topic" - said to someone whose conversation went from sleeping bags to whether it would hurt to be slapped in the face with a dick

by Techno Dracula January 28, 2009

brain train

The long (or short) line of guys you have given head to in the past. Each new guy is in turn added to the brain train, the last guy being the caboose.

That's one guy I definitely want on my brain train!

by Karl Van October 25, 2010

Brain train

A group of attractive females travelling all places together, generally with one less attractive one to further their own appaearances; see Brain, sloth, and sloth caboose.

"oh man, looks like a brain train is rolling into our station."

by Rob Engle September 11, 2005

Brain Train

To Brain Train someone is to "school" them, or "shut them down" with a direct factual comment, sometimes with the help of sarcasm, (but not always) that renders them speechless.

Dude 1 Says: I think my rotor's need replaced because everytime i start my car it squeals.
Dude 2 Says: (with sarcasm) Yeah...Because that wouldn't be your belts needing replaced.
Dude 3 Says: He just totally Brain Trained you!

by *V3R!T@S* April 19, 2010