naught

Naught: referring to the sphincta of ones anus.
Derived from the fact that the sphincta looks similar to that of the number naught (0)

The boy jumped off a bridge and a star picket went straight up his naught.

by Leroy The Prophet October 12, 2006

naught

an ulgy girl. derived from scoring girls out of ten.

-"alright you naught"
-*slap*

by TRISTAN January 3, 2004

Naught

Early English term, it basically is another way to say the word "nothing."

I did naught but slap him...

by PersonWhoIsSomething-Lizterine January 28, 2005

not for naught

There was a reason or purpose for what happened.

You were sentenced to prison, it's not for naught.

by thejustintimes March 22, 2016

Naught

1. A symbol '0' that represents nothing. (A symbol representing nothing however is surely something

2. A symbol used in the 1337 or eleet alphabet to replace 'o' or 'O' for no paticular reason whatsoever. Makes them believe they have some devine power over people who speak english, or other understandable langauges.

1) 0=Nothing Nothing=Something

2) >1337person< Shut up y0u n00b
>Other person< Or why dont you go fuck yourself

by UK_Londoner September 6, 2005

Naught

Absolutely not. A way of completely rejecting something that someone has said. (The word for '0')

'Do you like her?'
'Naught bro.'

by SouthAfricanLady August 31, 2013

Naught

The outcome of a naughty attitude, actions.

I was so mischievous that night, I ended up in so much naught.... and I loved it!

by TomZeltner September 26, 2010