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twatmonger 

A person who is involved with twat in a petty and/or contemptible way.

See also fishorcheesemonger.
Example 1
Person 1: Hey where's Billy?
Person 2: I don't know -- that twatmonger is probably elbow deep in cunt right now.

Example 2
Person 1: So I'm not sure why the girl I'm trying to date is upset with me.
Person 2: Maybe because you're trying to date her but you flirt with her friend who likes you in front of her face.
Person 1: No dude it's cool though because I don't like her friend like that. I just like flirting with her.
Person 2: *Sigh*. Piss off, twatmonger.
twatmonger by I'm Nice May 5, 2010
Related Words

twatmonger 

A context-sensitive term of either endearment or rebuke.
Coming for a break, twatmonger?
or
Derek, you're such a sausage-fingered twatmonger!
twatmonger by Bellser June 24, 2006

Trashmonger 

Used to describe someone in their early to late teens who uses exscessive amounts of edgyhumor.
Jared said he fucked Anne Frank the other day, hes a real trashmonger.
Trashmonger by Flo6al August 27, 2018

transmonger 

Trans people who are constantly pushing the "trans rights" agenda into people the second they spot the smallest reference to "gender freedom. These people are the toxic side of the trans community (as opposing to the more wholesome, loving and supportive side), and are usually aggressive to the point of canceling any of their "enemies" into suicide.
"Jack: Dude... Someone was talking about Data from Star Trek supporting trans rights, just because they let them choose a "gender identity".

Allan: Man... These transmongers are so obnoxious sometimes."
transmonger by chvrchbvrner March 7, 2021

twatmonger 

literally, a vendor (trader) of twat
Kyle is the biggest twatmonger this side of philadelphia.
twatmonger by corrolationmajor September 18, 2006

twatmonger 

A lesbian. Monger as in some fucked up version of the french "Manger", to eat. Literally "twat eatter"
"Why is she talking in such a deep voice"
"She's a raging twatmonger"
twatmonger by BigSpazz February 21, 2009