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tractmonger 

An older word. A religious fanatic who stood on street corners handing out poorly-printed biblical tracts to strangers passing by.
Yet Wouk is no tractmonger. He is first and last a topnotch storyteller, and his readers know it.
tractmonger by Dan Reilly September 20, 2008
Words you can keep

twatmonger 

A person who is involved with twat in a petty and/or contemptible way.

See also fishorcheesemonger.
Example 1
Person 1: Hey where's Billy?
Person 2: I don't know -- that twatmonger is probably elbow deep in cunt right now.

Example 2
Person 1: So I'm not sure why the girl I'm trying to date is upset with me.
Person 2: Maybe because you're trying to date her but you flirt with her friend who likes you in front of her face.
Person 1: No dude it's cool though because I don't like her friend like that. I just like flirting with her.
Person 2: *Sigh*. Piss off, twatmonger.
twatmonger by I'm Nice May 5, 2010

twatmonger 

A context-sensitive term of either endearment or rebuke.
Coming for a break, twatmonger?
or
Derek, you're such a sausage-fingered twatmonger!
twatmonger by Bellser June 24, 2006

Trashmonger 

Used to describe someone in their early to late teens who uses exscessive amounts of edgyhumor.
Jared said he fucked Anne Frank the other day, hes a real trashmonger.
Trashmonger by Flo6al August 27, 2018

transmonger 

Trans people who are constantly pushing the "trans rights" agenda into people the second they spot the smallest reference to "gender freedom. These people are the toxic side of the trans community (as opposing to the more wholesome, loving and supportive side), and are usually aggressive to the point of canceling any of their "enemies" into suicide.
"Jack: Dude... Someone was talking about Data from Star Trek supporting trans rights, just because they let them choose a "gender identity".

Allan: Man... These transmongers are so obnoxious sometimes."
transmonger by chvrchbvrner March 7, 2021

twatmonger 

literally, a vendor (trader) of twat
Kyle is the biggest twatmonger this side of philadelphia.
twatmonger by corrolationmajor September 18, 2006

twatmonger 

A lesbian. Monger as in some fucked up version of the french "Manger", to eat. Literally "twat eatter"
"Why is she talking in such a deep voice"
"She's a raging twatmonger"
twatmonger by BigSpazz February 21, 2009
More from Urban Dictionary
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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