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tossin' softies 

flacid, male ejaculation (involuntary pelvic thrusts may occur)
All up in da club, tossin' softies.

Tossing it off 

1 Often used in industry, refers to the act of appearing to be working when actually doing nothing useful. Similar to skiving
What've you been doing all day, apart from tossing it off?
Tossing it off by VdiffDave July 30, 2007
An awesome caring friend that wants to make sure everyone is happy. He's always there for people and usually doesn't care if people roast him and doesn't take it badly. Tosin's usually end up losing friends but then they get back in the future.
Also a Nigerian given name meaning: worthy to be served ; Oluwatosin-God is worthy to be served.
"Dude, I wanna get me a Tosin!"
"Dude, I wanna be a Tosin!"
Tosin by Theduorp September 3, 2018

Midget Tossing 

To literally pick up a midget, or short person, and toss them as far as possible.
Sam picked up little Gino and threw him to Mike. "I love midget tossing!"
Midget Tossing by Benge October 24, 2005
The most amazing girl you will ever meet. People are naturally drawn to Toyin's both physically and emotionally.
omdsss it's Toyin
Toyin by Wordssss September 2, 2016

Tossing glitter 

When you cheat at Ingress, and have to run around saying "I'm a pretty pretty princess" while throwing off xmps.
That Algomerpyle is always tossing glitter whenever we're around.
Tossing glitter by UrbanIlluminati December 11, 2013
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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