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Term to define the essence of Toyota's boring and bland cars.
"Wow, that Camry sure handles like a boat."
"Too bad Toyota killed off every car that had any balls."
"Yeah, thats why I refer to them as Toyboat."

Much respect to the old MR2, Corolla, Celica, and Supra.
Toyboat by haunted January 11, 2006
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Arguably the most impossible tongue twister ever discovered. Any challenge to "say 'toy boat' 10 time fast" is usually met with "toy boyt" or "toe boat" owing to the complex lingual/mental action in forming the two words.
Bet you can't say "toy boat" ten times fast!
Toy Boat by Captain Xedrix May 4, 2018
A self-propelled vessel which moves other, usually non-self-propelled vessels. May be in the form of a pushboat, a square- or flat-bow boat designed to rigidly connect to a barge or barges for the purpose of pushing it or them along a waterway. Not quite the same as a tugboat, which usually assists ships.
There's a towboat pushing 25 barges up the Mississippi River.
towboat by Wandelndes Lexikon January 5, 2005

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Banana Towboat

Commonly used in the river industry, the Banana Towboat consists of penetrating a woman that you hate from behind, giving her a cream pie, shoving a banana in her ass and throwing her off of a barge.
"Man, that chick is really hot, but she's such a bitch."

"Yah, I'd like to give her a Banana Towboat."
A nick name for a very silly boy that says ew alot and goes on islands in the state of florida, and wears blue heart shaped bracelets and plays the xbox all day everyday, and has a passion for soccer and piano.
He is such a tyboat!
Tyboat by thatgirl84935408 March 8, 2011
when a family member, usually a cousin, asks for sexual encounters
oh god it's toy boat again
toy boat by queenanna December 5, 2016