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hahahahah my friend bin ladin killed the towaz.
towaz by daMAN October 11, 2003
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Haiji Towa 

A disgusting character. If you like him, kin him, stan him, simp for him, etc. please get help.
Person: Haiji Towa is my favorite character from UDG!
Me: Ew wtf
Haiji Towa by tonysfavoriteminor September 1, 2021
Related Words
towaz topaz twazzock Towanda twazzer Tomaz towana twaz Towanium Twazzle

twazzockwidget 

Twazzockwidget is a portmanteau word made by combining 3 separate words. Twazzock is said to be derived from combining twat in the sense of a general insult with wazzock, a word from the north of England which means a foolish or inept person.

Added to these is the word widget, a general-purpose term for any hypothetical object to give twazzockwidget.
A twazzockwidget is therefore a person, usually one in a position of authority, whose presence somehow causes the level of competency to be lowered in anyone they have dealings with.
"Who's in charge on your nightshift tomorrow?"
"Don't ask, it's that bloody Martine again!"
Oh dear! No matter how well prepared the place is or who else is working, there is always something that goes badly wrong when that twazzockwidget is in charge!"
twazzockwidget by Tumshie November 24, 2011

towa bird 

An ethereal woman that can brighten anyone’s day effortlessly. The world is a better place with her existence. And everyone wants to be her or be hers, we don’t know maybe both.
Oh to be Towa Bird’s guitar
towa bird by Kristelle November 24, 2020
a womans vagina, description of a womans vagina
hbo is not tv. it is twazzervision.
twazzer by compudude86 February 7, 2006

Haiji Towa 

The worst Danganropna character... even worst than HIFUMI. He’s a Shane Dawson kinnie 🤪💅
Someone: wait who’s that character?

Me: oh that’s Haiji Towa, he’s a Tony Lopez kinnie.
Haiji Towa by pantaking69 February 12, 2021
I accidently saw my grandmother's twazzer.
Twazzer by Saffernellie August 8, 2009
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