twaz

A way to call someone a twat, retard or idiot etc. without actually swearing..
And also something u can shout out when you do something wrong.

Alice: Henry! you're such a t**z!
Gee: Ahh god im such a twaz.

by Passion1 March 6, 2008

twaz

Response to a witty comment or comeback.

A: You smell.
B: Very nice! TWAZ!

by Ben Hubbard June 4, 2005

twaz

a twat who drives a mazda

wow.. look at that twaz's mazda!

by Ali P March 17, 2004

twaz

an insult that isn't swearing. a mixture between twat and spaz.

can also be formed into "twazzer".

"i think she likes me! :D"
"no i don't think so you twaz"

"i put an ant in the microwave and it walked out fine"
"you twazzer"

by Liv LOVES Conor May 4, 2009

Twaz

Beyond fucked-up (as in under the influence of any foreign substance).

Did you get smashed at the party, man?

Na, I was twazed

by OneHitLabRat April 9, 2011

twazzockwidget

Twazzockwidget is a portmanteau word made by combining 3 separate words. Twazzock is said to be derived from combining twat in the sense of a general insult with wazzock, a word from the north of England which means a foolish or inept person.

Added to these is the word widget, a general-purpose term for any hypothetical object to give twazzockwidget.
A twazzockwidget is therefore a person, usually one in a position of authority, whose presence somehow causes the level of competency to be lowered in anyone they have dealings with.

"Who's in charge on your nightshift tomorrow?"
"Don't ask, it's that bloody Martine again!"
Oh dear! No matter how well prepared the place is or who else is working, there is always something that goes badly wrong when that twazzockwidget is in charge!"

by Tumshie November 24, 2011

twazzer

a womans vagina, description of a womans vagina

hbo is not tv. it is twazzervision.

by compudude86 February 7, 2006