A general insult to suggest that someone is stupid and/or wierd. It may also be made up and not a real word.
Paula: You twazzock!
Euan: Where did you even get that word?
by Euan Gallacher May 30, 2005
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a term used to insult, annoy but most of all... entertain! Shouted at people that get in your way it can be the most effective way of gaining a black eye.
outta the way twazzock! *thump* o no i have a black eye!
by macdaddy cool April 19, 2004
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combination of 2 words
1. (twat) -yir a fanny

2. (wazzock)-yir an eejit

made this word up a few years ago, when 1 ae the fatmates wis dain ma heid in.
did you drink ma last beer ya twazzock
by tazmanxxx September 22, 2006
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Someone who combines the worst qualities of a Twat and a Wanker, with elements of moronic behaviour and idiocy. The sort of person your grandmother would tut at.

Often used when the above expletives would be socially inappropriate to use.
Father: I think one of my employees has stolen the office printer
Daughter: He sounds like a proper Twazzock
by LK772 February 23, 2014
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A word used to avoid filters in a clean environment. If a site/forum/chat applet has a strong word filter, it is known to make up words to avoid filters without a true meaning in that word that is used to avoid the filter.

Twazzock simply means, simple minded fool, ignoramus or any other words that describe how mentally ignorant or disturbed someone is.
Bob is someone who thinks they know it all and thinks they created a game or act if you will, that they created the game.

Bob says on a forum with a word filter:

"You are all idiots, any person with a brain would know that the price of that item would obviously be that (prime example on a famous chat applet that uses furniture as a kind of currency which you can buy with currency known as "credits", but you cannot trade them, the furniture has no set price once bought and used.) I traded furniture A for Furniture B (Furniture A being a really expensive item and Furniture B being stupidly cheap and un wanted)"

Now I turn around and say:

"You stupid Twazzock, you have traded for something really cheap with something stupidly expensive"

To show that he is ignorant but thinks he is the bees knees and no one is perfect, basically a sign of being hypocritical.

Instead of swearing at him, you use the word "Twazzock"
by GommeInc August 29, 2005
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A way of hurting or attacking someone also an insult.
"i will fucking twazzock you if you don't stop!"
by AJ30603 January 16, 2017
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A sort of morning after sickness involving headaches, dizziness, projectile vommiting/diarrhoea, and a cold-sore or two; usually experienced after a lot of drink, some bad take-away food, and messy sex, most likely of a casual nature. Particulary with a person you wouldn't necessarily want your mates to see.
"Shit, Bro, you should've stopped me drinking those last two jugs of Export. I went and got some chips and a pie and while I was waiting I copped-off with a real minger from Shannon. Went back to her flat and had a real good sesh, know what I mean, yeh? Have I got the 'twazzock bends' now!"
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