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It's a toe you have with a vampire
Let's have a tovim
tovim by Specksylee May 9, 2022
Words you can keep
Omg TOVIA is crazy skekkekeellwlwakkab🤣
tovia by smdjhds January 29, 2018
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A shit hole near maidstone where uck is given for a fag, kids ride around on mountain bikes and spit at cars. Should be avoided at all costs
Lewis: "we're going to go through tovil" Jack: "are the car doors locked?"
tovil by Repapknip February 4, 2018
Tovia is one like no other. Not only is she out of this world hot, her personality is so intriguing. She's the nicest most outgoing girl who craves adventure. She is always down to do something and will annoy you till the point of joining her in whatever the next activity is. Tov is definitely weird but it's the absolute best kind where the things that she says and does are just fascinating. Don't get fooled when first meeting her, she's shy at first but once she gets comfortable with you, you'll know who she really is. Overall, you want a friend like Tovia.
Dude, Tovia and I had so much fun last night you'll never believe what happened.
Tovia by lilsquish December 10, 2018
When you steal a property of someone else and use it as your own, then claim it was yours originally.
Guy1: Dude is that my lawnmoer? it clearly has my name on it
Guy2: No, I bought this including the rights of your name
Guy1: Dude that's mine! u can't just take it!!
Guy2: Hey Stacy! check out my new lawnmoer!
Guy1: Wow you are such a Tomimic.
Tomimic by Raven69 August 7, 2011

Jackus-Tovis 

A recently discovered creature with a very large beak, it is a short haired mammal and is reported to look similar to a small monkey crossed with a large duck. The Jackus-Tovis is thought to have no reproductive organs, such as a penis and vagina. Because of this very few exist, unfortunatly they are treated as monsters and have been ridiculed for these reasons.
Some reports claim that the Jackus-Tovis will sometimes release a foul gas as a self-defence when threatened.
"My word! It's a Jackus-Tovis!"

"Mommy, what's that ugly Jackus-Tovis?"

"Haha, your visage resembles a Jackus-Tovis!"
Jackus-Tovis by Mythix March 26, 2009
a black haired, hairy, flaming, racist, nazi, that tortures his own children and/or dog
dude my new neighboor is def a tomimeson, hes such a creep.
tomimeson by i hate toms April 5, 2009
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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