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tourneyquet

A pressure-applying device dat is kept in a sports-arena's first-aid kit "just in case".
All professional ball games have safe-conduct rules to hopefully prevent injuries, but one should still always keep at least one tourneyquet on hand at all times, 'cuz "ya never know".
by QuacksO June 7, 2020
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A piece of rubber like a string tied around the arm in the bicep region to stop blood flow. Used to expose a vein when shooting heroin.
Tie the tourniquet around my arm so I can see where I'm shooting.
by Samantha July 1, 2003
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The dictionary defines a tourniquet as a surgical device for arresting / stopping haemorrhage by compression of a blood vessel.
Meaning could be adapted a couple of ways:
(Surgical) Cloth or band tightened around a part of the body (like the arm) to stop blood flow temporarily.
(Religious) What Christ offers to anyone who comes to Him - Psalm 147:3 says that, "He heals the broken-hearted and binds up their wounds".

You choose your own meaning.
by Scriv January 10, 2004
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sex tourniquet

A wedding ring. Implying that sex will end or at least be decreased in regularity following marriage.
Damn, I think I left my sex tourniquet on the nightstand before I went out. God, I my wife doesn't come home early.
by Call Me Ishmael September 6, 2007
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"my god, my tourniquet. return to me salvation!!!!"
by FcukingBishh April 21, 2008
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Tourniquet Twister

When your girlfriend wraps multiple rubber bands around your penis very tightly and then she proceeds to suck as if she is trying to remove the venom from a snakebite.
"My girlfriend is into strange stuff. last night she gave me a tourniquet twister."
"Wow dude that's great."
by zyxNONYMOUS June 13, 2009
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Tourniquet

A sexual position in which a man inserts his testicles into a woman's anus and allows her to constrict around them.
That chick was such a whore, she begged me for a tourniquet after I gave it to her in the butt.
by Petroliero February 22, 2011
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