Definitions by builderbob58

watermelon 

According to Craigslist, a term used in Washington DC to describe liberals.

A liberal is green on the outside, red on the inside, in short a watermelon.

watermelon by builderbob58 August 7, 2019

flatland tourister 

Someone visiting mountain or hilly regions and unable to maintain the speed limit uphill on winding roads. This is originally from the Li'l Abner comic strip of 60 years ago. A flatland tourister can often be found at the head of a long, slow line of cars heading uphill to a ski resort or other tourist attraction.

Why doesn't the CHP get after flatland touristers instead of me.

flatland tourister by builderbob58 October 4, 2018

ten pounder 

A very large, very stinky bowel movement.

Don't go in there, someone just dropped a ten pounder.

ten pounder by builderbob58 August 16, 2018