flatland tourister

Someone visiting mountain or hilly regions and unable to maintain the speed limit uphill on winding roads. This is originally from the Li'l Abner comic strip of 60 years ago. A flatland tourister can often be found at the head of a long, slow line of cars heading uphill to a ski resort or other tourist attraction.

Why doesn't the CHP get after flatland touristers instead of me.

by builderbob58 October 04, 2018

watermelon

According to Craigslist, a term used in Washington DC to describe liberals.

A liberal is green on the outside, red on the inside, in short a watermelon.

by builderbob58 August 07, 2019

ten pounder

A very large, very stinky bowel movement.

Don't go in there, someone just dropped a ten pounder.

by builderbob58 August 17, 2018