California Highway Patrol

the largest highway patrol organization in the world. with a VHF radio network that kicks LAPDs ass.
The CHP practicly owns the 42 MHz band, i can hear them in Virginia with high-skip days.
by IrishRepublicanArmy October 28, 2003
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California Highway Patrol

Fucking lazy bastards who slow traffic down for no reason.
This breed of cop likes to ticket people just driving to work, rather than catching the truly reckless drivers.
One of the reasons cops are called pigs.
Guy1: Why are you late?
Guy2: Some asshole CHP gave me a speeding ticket.
by naknumm August 23, 2007
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Cock, headed, pussy, a stupid or crazy person.
You a CHP for that
by Da💩 September 30, 2018
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Acronym for "Come Here Please"

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A tattoo on a woman's back just above her ass. Commonly used for target practice by whatever guy just pulled out of her from behind.
See that 40 year old with the droopy ass? Her CHP is halfway down her crack.
by W0NK0 the sane November 24, 2007
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Mashed CHP and spring onions are called champ in Ireland
by St. Ias September 18, 2005
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craves her partnership
My friend lost his heart to a young woman recently and he chp
by CriostoirHulme August 9, 2005
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There was a circus in town the other day and one of the acts, a magician, used the phrase Hocus Pocus before several of his tricks. I heard a father tell his young daughter as they came out of the tent that the magician's entire routine was CHP
by St. Ias September 20, 2005
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