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Touch dick moment 

An unisex term that is used when something really turns you on. Makes a male's penis jump and a female's pussy tingle and jingle.
Chocolate covered nipples!! Ohh my gawd!! That was a touch dick moment.

Techdick 

Someone who thinks they know everything about computers and is an asshole about it.
"Our subsitute teacher is such a Techdick. He thinks he can run the entire city of Detroit on 1kb RAM on DOS!"

Note: The example is a true story.
Techdick by D & C February 25, 2008

toothdick 

A sexual act in which a penis is used in the place of a toothpick .It clears the mouth of food and plaque, and later replaces it with a fine layer of semen.
Veronica loves to use my toothdick.
toothdick by switzzzer December 7, 2006

Touchcock 

Noun:- Game in which one male will touch another male's penis (with no force exerted), whilst at the same time exclaiming 'Touchcock!'. The aim is to catch the other competitor unawares, much like the popular 'circle game', however the reward is the dignity of the touched as apposed to a punch.
'Hey man how's it goin? Hope you're all good TOUCHCOCK!' *touches cock*
Touchcock by Shaun Staff July 7, 2007

National touch dick day

September 16 all the girls can go around and touch a boy dick but only for less than 5 seconds
“Bro kylie just touched my dick!”
“Yea because it’s national touch dick day
Used to display anger at or because of someone who like to play with themselves to much...OR anyone in general.
You stupid touchfuck!

That touchfuck...

What a touchfuck.

1. "Whats buggin you?"
"Josh was trying to blame me for shit that he was supposed to do and never did..."
"What a touchfuck."
Touchfuck by Hackist October 11, 2008