Touchcock 

Noun:- Game in which one male will touch another male's penis (with no force exerted), whilst at the same time exclaiming 'Touchcock!'. The aim is to catch the other competitor unawares, much like the popular 'circle game', however the reward is the dignity of the touched as apposed to a punch.

'Hey man how's it goin? Hope you're all good TOUCHCOCK!' *touches cock*

Touchcock by Shaun Staff July 7, 2007

tolchock 

v. Nadsat slang meaning: to beat or strike another person

1. We were about to tolchock the starry ptitsa when the millicents arrived.
2. He tolchocked the girl before giving her the old in-and-out.

tolchock by Alexander The Large May 29, 2008

tolchock 

Noun from Nadsat - A swing or blow

Used multiple times during Clockwork Orange.

A. Quit throwing tolchocks at me reasonness!
B. A tolchock to the face hurt him badly.

tolchock by GuyMontag September 23, 2004

touchcake 

a swollen vagina to the point where it can be easily touched by someone who would be after that kind of shit. swelling caused by excessive masturbation.

I'm going to pound your touchcake.

touchcake by tippir September 3, 2010

Touchfuck

Used to display anger at or because of someone who like to play with themselves to much...OR anyone in general.

You stupid touchfuck!

That touchfuck...

What a touchfuck.

1. "Whats buggin you?"
"Josh was trying to blame me for shit that he was supposed to do and never did..."
"What a touchfuck."

Touchfuck by Hackist October 11, 2008

touchdick 

Used as a slang term for a "touchback" in football games. Also used to describe when a "hot" chick touches a mans dick (or cock!).

"Alright, get that good touchdick!"
"Dude, she was layin' that touchdick on me."

touchdick by Sydney Roberts December 25, 2008

touchcon 

A portmanteau of the terms "touch base" and "conference". A type of meeting meant to allow attendees a quick status update. They are typically conducted via teleconference or video conference, and not scheduled for more than 15 minutes.

Let's have a quick touchcon on Thursday morning to check the progress of the server hardware installation.

touchcon by xjosh666 April 13, 2021