Noun:- Game in which one male will touch another male's penis (with no force exerted), whilst at the same time exclaiming 'Touchcock!'. The aim is to catch the other competitor unawares, much like the popular 'circle game', however the reward is the dignity of the touched as apposed to a punch.
by Shaun Staff July 7, 2007
Get the Touchcock mug.1. We were about to tolchock the starry ptitsa when the millicents arrived.
2. He tolchocked the girl before giving her the old in-and-out.
2. He tolchocked the girl before giving her the old in-and-out.
by Alexander The Large May 29, 2008
Get the tolchock mug.by GuyMontag September 23, 2004
Get the tolchock mug.a swollen vagina to the point where it can be easily touched by someone who would be after that kind of shit. swelling caused by excessive masturbation.
I'm going to pound your touchcake.
by tippir September 3, 2010
Get the touchcake mug.Used to display anger at or because of someone who like to play with themselves to much...OR anyone in general.
You stupid touchfuck!
That touchfuck...
What a touchfuck.
1. "Whats buggin you?"
"Josh was trying to blame me for shit that he was supposed to do and never did..."
"What a touchfuck."
That touchfuck...
What a touchfuck.
1. "Whats buggin you?"
"Josh was trying to blame me for shit that he was supposed to do and never did..."
"What a touchfuck."
by Hackist October 11, 2008
Get the Touchfuck mug.Used as a slang term for a "touchback" in football games. Also used to describe when a "hot" chick touches a mans dick (or cock!).
by Sydney Roberts December 25, 2008
Get the touchdick mug.A portmanteau of the terms "touch base" and "conference". A type of meeting meant to allow attendees a quick status update. They are typically conducted via teleconference or video conference, and not scheduled for more than 15 minutes.
Let's have a quick touchcon on Thursday morning to check the progress of the server hardware installation.
by xjosh666 April 13, 2021
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