touch it 

The implied understanding of "it" being (butt, dick, etc.). Basically, the two words that you tell someone in a sarcastic tone, either just for fun, or because you are mad at them.

Can also be used to mean: go away, you agree with someone, or whatever.

Tom:Hey, i missed class Tuesday can I see your bio notes?
Kim:You know what you can do? Touch it.

Mike:Are you gonna get me food?
Ron:Touch it.

touch it by LaurenAshley September 22, 2006

touch it in the back 

1. what ever you want it to mean.

2. synonmous with "see you later" or "take it easy"

Nelson: See you tomorrow Fern Gully.

Fern: Yeah you dumb fuck, touch it in the back.

touch it in the back by Nelson Mcgill October 24, 2007

Touch it in the back 

1. A euphemism for gay sex between two men.

Ace: "Hey, you wanna touch it in the back?"

Gary: "Oh yeah!"

Touch it in the back by BeardoFinder March 5, 2008

Touch it down 

To have sex; to gain some pussy/dick (depending on your sexual preference) especially after working for it

Tell that bitch I need some head tonight, I got my cheddar right
She said, how much you tryna spend tonight? I got the better price
I said, I can't even spend the night, I gotta catch a flight
But I still touch it down like Jerry Rice, Jerry Rice, touchdown

Touch it down by J.O.N January 29, 2015

Wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole 

Wouldn’t touch it with a bargepole is an expression indicating extreme dislike and distaste for an object, person or situation. The expression can be used in a similar way to wouldn’t touch her with a 10 foot pole, but is not solely applicable to females; it is even more disparaging when used about a female as it treats her as something less than human. Many bargepoles were 12 or 13 feet long, but one specialised type called a setting boom could be as long as 28 feet! So as you can imagine, wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole means something which you would much rather keep well away from.

“Mate, you want to avoid that one; I wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole!”

Wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole by AKACroatalin August 15, 2016

Fresh boom bap imma touch it 

Song by a girl who plays mustafa from the Lion King and is married to one of the Jonas Sisters. Got a disease that wiped out Brazil and was rescued from the jungle and forced into music

You know that song, “Fresh Boom Bap Imma Touch It”

Fresh boom bap imma touch it by Fillupduhrrr April 14, 2019

the thing that when you touch it you throw up 

the little red thing in the back of your throat that when you touch it you throw up

"I think I have strep throat because there are red dots on the thing that when you touch it you throw up."

the thing that when you touch it you throw up by Greg C. Z. September 20, 2007