The implied understanding of "it" being (butt, dick, etc.). Basically, the two words that you tell someone in a sarcastic tone, either just for fun, or because you are mad at them.

Can also be used to mean: go away, you agree with someone, or whatever.
Tom:Hey, i missed class Tuesday can I see your bio notes?
Kim:You know what you can do? Touch it.

Mike:Are you gonna get me food?
Ron:Touch it.
by LaurenAshley September 22, 2006
Something you can have. It can help you defeat decepticons, or seduce women. Nothing is impossible if you have the touch, including unlocking the autobot matrix of leadership.

Ways to tell if you have the touch:

You never get hit when your back's to the wall.
When all hell's breaking loose you are riding the eye of the storm.
You get put to the test but it is never enough.
You're at your best when when the going gets rough.

Often, people with the touch also have the power.
Yao Ming has got the touch tonight!
by TheWizardof207 March 8, 2004
When something or someone touches you deeply.
The way she played the song on the guitar was so touchful.
by Minnie Bear August 23, 2011
Touching can be sexuallly or just normally usually as a form of love or close relationship.
Examples can be a parent hugging or patting your shoulders. Or holding hands with your friend or partner. Sexually touching can be defined as light patting or heavy patting where your sex partner will touch you.
by le random November 23, 2013
an expression borrowed from French used
1)to admit that an opponent in an argument has made a good point
2)when someone has said a good comeback line
3)to concede a point to an opponent when fencing
1)A: You only think that because that what you raised to believe
B: Maybe, or maybe you only think THAt because that's what YOU were raised to believe.
A: Touche.
2)A: Why can't you put the toilet down?
B: Why can't you get a job and stop flirting with other guys?
A: Touche.
3)Touche. You got me. That's another point for you.
by Lena Klein April 17, 2004
A word used to politely describe someone that is incompetent.
It's all right Allison, she's touched.
by mamma murder November 17, 2010