totmom

When your mom makes tater-tots for dinner then accidentally kills you with chloroform because you won't go the fuck to sleep.

Thost tater-tots for dinner were great, thanks totmom! Hey, what are you doing with that handkerch......

by Nanny Disgrace July 12, 2011

Tot Mom

A woman who neglects her kids. Instead of caring for them, she would rather party her life away. Such women often don't have children intentionally and regularly has abortions. They see their children as an inconvenience or as another tool to get attention.

Oh God that Tot Mom Saras's at the bar again! My god she acts like shes 25! I bet she dumped her kids at her parents house, as usual!

by Billy Lobell December 21, 2020

Tot Mom

Nancy Grace's name for accused child-murderer Casey Anthony. Apparently using her real name might be construed as being soft on crime.

The Tot Mom is guilty, godammit, and so are the Duke lacrosse players.

by ZZD January 18, 2009

Tottom

A top who will secretly bottom.

You know I'm a top but I'll bottom for you, I guess I am a tottom tonight.

by Gu Tru June 1, 2021

tomtom

Portable GPS voice-activated car navigation system.

tomtom, do I turn left or right?
Man, I never would have found this place if it wasn't for my tomtom.

by J. Symonds June 28, 2006

tommom

An adult TomBoy; a woman who, though she has given birth and embraced becoming a mother, continues to wear only jeans, t-shirts, backwards baseball caps, and college hoodies. Furthermore, when watching football, knows the difference between an illegal block to the back and illegal use of the hands.

"Did you see Joey's mom yesterday? She coached Joey's football team to a League Championship still wearing the jeans and t-shirt she laid concrete in earlier."

"Joey's mom is a total TomMom and that is so hot. That cougar can lay my concrete any day."

by MCBassGuitar August 25, 2014

totomorrow

<noun> The day after tomorrow. Synonym for overmorrow but is better in every way.

Greg: "Hey are you open today?"
Andrew: "Nah mate, But I'm open totomorrow"
Greg: "Don't ya mean overmorrow--"
Andrew: *shoots Greg with five guns*

by Wormcake October 27, 2018