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When your mom makes tater-tots for dinner then accidentally kills you with chloroform because you won't go the fuck to sleep.

Thost tater-tots for dinner were great, thanks totmom! Hey, what are you doing with that handkerch......

totmom by Nanny Disgrace July 12, 2011

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Tot Mom

A woman who neglects her kids. Instead of caring for them, she would rather party her life away. Such women often don't have children intentionally and regularly has abortions. They see their children as an inconvenience or as another tool to get attention.

Oh God that Tot Mom Saras's at the bar again! My god she acts like shes 25! I bet she dumped her kids at her parents house, as usual!

Tot Mom by Billy Lobell December 21, 2020

Related Words

Tot Mom • tomtom • toMOMi • tomomo • TomTomLonghammer • Totoma • Tottom • titmometers • Toemometer • tommom

Tot Mom

Nancy Grace's name for accused child-murderer Casey Anthony. Apparently using her real name might be construed as being soft on crime.

The Tot Mom is guilty, godammit, and so are the Duke lacrosse players.

Tot Mom by ZZD January 18, 2009

Tottom

A top who will secretly bottom.

You know I'm a top but I'll bottom for you, I guess I am a tottom tonight.

Tottom by Gu Tru June 1, 2021

tomtom

Portable GPS voice-activated car navigation system.

tomtom, do I turn left or right?
Man, I never would have found this place if it wasn't for my tomtom.

tomtom by J. Symonds June 28, 2006

tommom

An adult TomBoy; a woman who, though she has given birth and embraced becoming a mother, continues to wear only jeans, t-shirts, backwards baseball caps, and college hoodies. Furthermore, when watching football, knows the difference between an illegal block to the back and illegal use of the hands.

"Did you see Joey's mom yesterday? She coached Joey's football team to a League Championship still wearing the jeans and t-shirt she laid concrete in earlier."

"Joey's mom is a total TomMom and that is so hot. That cougar can lay my concrete any day."

tommom by MCBassGuitar August 25, 2014

totomorrow

<noun> The day after tomorrow. Synonym for overmorrow but is better in every way.

Greg: "Hey are you open today?"
Andrew: "Nah mate, But I'm open totomorrow"
Greg: "Don't ya mean overmorrow--"
Andrew: *shoots Greg with five guns*

totomorrow by Wormcake October 27, 2018

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026