Toemometer 

Toemometer - Pronounced "toe mom' ett er" and rhymes with thermometer for good reason. Some people are equipped with a toemometer, located in the big toe (and possibly other toes). Toemometers are used to check the water temperature in large bodies of water, such as swimming pools or lakes, while deciding if one should dive in.

A variation of this gift is the "moomometer," located on some people's inside wrist, often used to check the proper temperature of bottled milk before serving to a baby.

To explain toemometers, consider this example. Joe dipped his toemometer into the swimming pool, then turned to his dad and said, "The water's fine, let's go swimming."

Toemometer by Quippy-One December 29, 2023

cat thermometer 

When you can look at your house cat and can tell what the temperature is by their body position.

1. Curled up in a ball = 60 degrees
2. kitty loaf style = 65-70 degrees
3. On side with legs out = 70-80 degrees
4. Layed out on side with body and legs stretched way out = 80-90 degrees

"Must be freezing in here, your cat thermometer is all balled up with its head tucked in"

cat thermometer by Chris B dot December 24, 2008

Coors Light Thermometer 

An empty Coors Light "cold activated can" left out side of a window to determine if it is warm, cold or "super cold" outside. Works best in colder climates.

When Steve noticed his Coors Light thermometer was at super cold he decided to skip class that morning.

Coors Light Thermometer by Jamie Outdoors May 22, 2012

100% All Beef thermometer 

A penis.

SUCK MY 100% ALL BEEF THERMOMETER!!!

100% All Beef thermometer by PSACS November 5, 2010

Dirty Thermometer 

(Termometro sporco) The sexual act of going from anal insertion to oral insertion while climaxing.

It took some convincing but in no time at all I was giving her the Dirty Thermometer

Dirty Thermometer by Jo Nathan "Girl Pants" Millner March 12, 2015

asshole thermometer 

Another name for a rectal thermometer.

Hey Jerry, don't put that fucking thing in your mouth cos it's an asshole thermometer!

asshole thermometer by Telephony May 15, 2016

Loose Thermometer

When a couple partakes in three 69 sex position and the female is recieving the most pleasure, the male's penis will hang from the female's mouth loosely.

He was eating her out so good that she forgot to suck him off, his penis just hung from her mouth like a loose thermometer.

Loose Thermometer by asdfgdog123 January 18, 2021