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tomtom
tomtom, do I turn left or right?
Man, I never would have found this place if it wasn't for my tomtom.
Man, I never would have found this place if it wasn't for my tomtom.
tomtom by J. Symonds June 28, 2006
totomorrow
Greg: "Hey are you open today?"
Andrew: "Nah mate, But I'm open totomorrow"
Greg: "Don't ya mean overmorrow--"
Andrew: *shoots Greg with five guns*
Andrew: "Nah mate, But I'm open totomorrow"
Greg: "Don't ya mean overmorrow--"
Andrew: *shoots Greg with five guns*
totomorrow by Wormcake October 27, 2018
Totton
A Dag.
A Small Clinging Turd.
A Small Clinging Turd hanging on the edge of the toilet seat that is Southampton.
A piece of semi-dried execrement that clings un-noticed apart from that faint shitty arse-crack smell you can't explain.
An arse that hasn't been wiped properly.
Hampshire Dorp where all the tarts give free blow-jobs for a glass of Bacardi.
A Small Clinging Turd.
A Small Clinging Turd hanging on the edge of the toilet seat that is Southampton.
A piece of semi-dried execrement that clings un-noticed apart from that faint shitty arse-crack smell you can't explain.
An arse that hasn't been wiped properly.
Hampshire Dorp where all the tarts give free blow-jobs for a glass of Bacardi.
Totton Trash in Totton Bar sez : 'Thez no bog-roll in shitter, so I'ze a bit 'Totton m8', fancy a blow Mush?'
Scummer sez: OoArh winds in west, stink o' Shit,... muzz be Totton.... better check me arzes.....'
Will Shakespeare sez,
' They is no thing quite as rotten,
As thiy stinking stench of Totten! Bluerk
`):-d....
Scummer sez: OoArh winds in west, stink o' Shit,... muzz be Totton.... better check me arzes.....'
Will Shakespeare sez,
' They is no thing quite as rotten,
As thiy stinking stench of Totten! Bluerk
`):-d....
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