Skip to main content

Tottom

A top who will secretly bottom.
You know I'm a top but I'll bottom for you, I guess I am a tottom tonight.
by Gu Tru June 1, 2021
mugGet the Tottom mug.

Tottom

A masculine gay man who is a bottom but assumed to be a top
It's so frustrating being a tottom. I only get hit on by bottoms.
by Tottom January 19, 2022
mugGet the Tottom mug.

Thottom

A gay male who bottoms and is considered a thot that talks to multiple men, resulting in the term thottom.
"Michael is always giving himself out to many guys, he's a thottom."

"How is his booty not sore from all his hookups? He's the ultimate thottom."
by Trafy February 3, 2018
mugGet the Thottom mug.

totmom

When your mom makes tater-tots for dinner then accidentally kills you with chloroform because you won't go the fuck to sleep.
Thost tater-tots for dinner were great, thanks totmom! Hey, what are you doing with that handkerch......
by Nanny Disgrace July 12, 2011
mugGet the totmom mug.

tomtom

Portable GPS voice-activated car navigation system.
tomtom, do I turn left or right?
Man, I never would have found this place if it wasn't for my tomtom.
by J. Symonds June 28, 2006
mugGet the tomtom mug.

totomorrow

<noun> The day after tomorrow. Synonym for overmorrow but is better in every way.
Greg: "Hey are you open today?"
Andrew: "Nah mate, But I'm open totomorrow"
Greg: "Don't ya mean overmorrow--"
Andrew: *shoots Greg with five guns*
by Wormcake October 27, 2018
mugGet the totomorrow mug.

Totton

A Dag.

A Small Clinging Turd.

A Small Clinging Turd hanging on the edge of the toilet seat that is Southampton.

A piece of semi-dried execrement that clings un-noticed apart from that faint shitty arse-crack smell you can't explain.

An arse that hasn't been wiped properly.

Hampshire Dorp where all the tarts give free blow-jobs for a glass of Bacardi.
Totton Trash in Totton Bar sez : 'Thez no bog-roll in shitter, so I'ze a bit 'Totton m8', fancy a blow Mush?'

Scummer sez: OoArh winds in west, stink o' Shit,... muzz be Totton.... better check me arzes.....'

Will Shakespeare sez,
' They is no thing quite as rotten,

As thiy stinking stench of Totten! Bluerk

`):-d....
by jdm8080 November 13, 2009
mugGet the Totton mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email