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A masculine gay man who is a bottom but assumed to be a top
It's so frustrating being a tottom. I only get hit on by bottoms.
Tottom by Tottom January 19, 2022
A gay male who bottoms and is considered a thot that talks to multiple men, resulting in the term thottom.
"Michael is always giving himself out to many guys, he's a thottom."

"How is his booty not sore from all his hookups? He's the ultimate thottom."
Thottom by Trafy February 3, 2018
When your mom makes tater-tots for dinner then accidentally kills you with chloroform because you won't go the fuck to sleep.
Thost tater-tots for dinner were great, thanks totmom! Hey, what are you doing with that handkerch......
totmom by Nanny Disgrace July 12, 2011
Portable GPS voice-activated car navigation system.
tomtom, do I turn left or right?
Man, I never would have found this place if it wasn't for my tomtom.
tomtom by J. Symonds June 28, 2006

totomorrow 

<noun> The day after tomorrow. Synonym for overmorrow but is better in every way.
Greg: "Hey are you open today?"
Andrew: "Nah mate, But I'm open totomorrow"
Greg: "Don't ya mean overmorrow--"
Andrew: *shoots Greg with five guns*
totomorrow by Wormcake October 27, 2018
A Dag.

A Small Clinging Turd.

A Small Clinging Turd hanging on the edge of the toilet seat that is Southampton.

A piece of semi-dried execrement that clings un-noticed apart from that faint shitty arse-crack smell you can't explain.

An arse that hasn't been wiped properly.

Hampshire Dorp where all the tarts give free blow-jobs for a glass of Bacardi.
Totton Trash in Totton Bar sez : 'Thez no bog-roll in shitter, so I'ze a bit 'Totton m8', fancy a blow Mush?'

Scummer sez: OoArh winds in west, stink o' Shit,... muzz be Totton.... better check me arzes.....'

Will Shakespeare sez,
' They is no thing quite as rotten,

As thiy stinking stench of Totten! Bluerk

`):-d....
Totton by jdm8080 November 13, 2009
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
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