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totmom
When your mom makes tater-tots for dinner then accidentally kills you with chloroform because you won't go the fuck to sleep.
Thost tater-tots for dinner were great, thanks totmom! Hey, what are you doing with that handkerch......
totmom by Nanny Disgrace July 12, 2011
tomtom
tomtom, do I turn left or right?
Man, I never would have found this place if it wasn't for my tomtom.
Man, I never would have found this place if it wasn't for my tomtom.
tomtom by J. Symonds June 28, 2006
totomorrow
Greg: "Hey are you open today?"
Andrew: "Nah mate, But I'm open totomorrow"
Greg: "Don't ya mean overmorrow--"
Andrew: *shoots Greg with five guns*
Andrew: "Nah mate, But I'm open totomorrow"
Greg: "Don't ya mean overmorrow--"
Andrew: *shoots Greg with five guns*
totomorrow by Wormcake October 27, 2018
Totton
A Dag.
A Small Clinging Turd.
A Small Clinging Turd hanging on the edge of the toilet seat that is Southampton.
A piece of semi-dried execrement that clings un-noticed apart from that faint shitty arse-crack smell you can't explain.
An arse that hasn't been wiped properly.
Hampshire Dorp where all the tarts give free blow-jobs for a glass of Bacardi.
A Small Clinging Turd.
A Small Clinging Turd hanging on the edge of the toilet seat that is Southampton.
A piece of semi-dried execrement that clings un-noticed apart from that faint shitty arse-crack smell you can't explain.
An arse that hasn't been wiped properly.
Hampshire Dorp where all the tarts give free blow-jobs for a glass of Bacardi.
Totton Trash in Totton Bar sez : 'Thez no bog-roll in shitter, so I'ze a bit 'Totton m8', fancy a blow Mush?'
Scummer sez: OoArh winds in west, stink o' Shit,... muzz be Totton.... better check me arzes.....'
Will Shakespeare sez,
' They is no thing quite as rotten,
As thiy stinking stench of Totten! Bluerk
`):-d....
Scummer sez: OoArh winds in west, stink o' Shit,... muzz be Totton.... better check me arzes.....'
Will Shakespeare sez,
' They is no thing quite as rotten,
As thiy stinking stench of Totten! Bluerk
`):-d....
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
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Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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