total top 

A rump-spelunker who only puts his penis in the rear of fellow men. He does not take it from behind under any circumstances; unless he is presented with a powertop. (See definition powertop)

Hey man, 28, blue/brwn, 7" cut total top!

total top by geebee June 16, 2004

Total Top 

A gay man with internalized homophobia who wants to have gay sex without feeling gay, so he acts as the top during anal sex and does not care about the satisfaction of his parter at all.

“Hey we should 69”

“No way im a total top, your just a hole i can use”

Total Top by Rex Rraptor May 11, 2025

Topal 

If you mental retarded you are Topal. Every kind of Mental Illness is called Topal in the Streets of Germany.

This guy is very Topal.

Topal by Capilla May 12, 2007

Topal 

If you get fucked in your asshole from many guys at the same time you've been TOPAL

Today I TOPAL my girlfriend.

Ceyhun have been TOPALed last week.

Topal by Capilla June 4, 2007

Topal 

A hazardous substance which react dangerously with knowledge. You shouldn't place it close to books, tv or internet.

Father:Jimmy! I told you to put this Topal not on the Books!

Topal by RMCF July 19, 2007

toptal tits 

Slang: Means something positive, and really depends on the context.

Guy: Yeah I have a week off school.
Dude: Whoa man that is toptal tits.

toptal tits by Tezkah January 2, 2005

Topal Fart 

Is the fart that leaves the brown stain on your tighty whities.

In the 80s Topal toothpaste had a commercial where a man blew cigarette smoke through a cheesecloth leaving a brown stain. This stain was eerily similar to the stain left on your drawers by a good solid case of flatulence. Uh, oh...I just had a Topal Fart.

Topal Fart by rodee39 January 10, 2009