3 definitions by rodee39

Pre-Wife

More acceptable term to be used by men in describing their Wife to be, replaces Fiance'.

My Pre-Wife and I have an appointment with the Wedding Coordinator.

by rodee39 January 11, 2009

Topal Fart

Is the fart that leaves the brown stain on your tighty whities.

In the 80s Topal toothpaste had a commercial where a man blew cigarette smoke through a cheesecloth leaving a brown stain. This stain was eerily similar to the stain left on your drawers by a good solid case of flatulence. Uh, oh...I just had a Topal Fart.

by rodee39 January 11, 2009

ball paste

The thick pungent paste that forms on your scrotum after exercise or prolonged exposure to heat.

I got so hot from working outside in the oppressive heat that I developed a huge amount of ball paste.

by rodee39 January 28, 2009