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tossking

To be the master of masturbation. ie the King of Tossing
Tom likes to watch porn all day, he is a Tossking
by Ying Chan March 24, 2007
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Tossing it off

1 Often used in industry, refers to the act of appearing to be working when actually doing nothing useful. Similar to skiving
What've you been doing all day, apart from tossing it off?
by VdiffDave July 30, 2007
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Midget Tossing

To literally pick up a midget, or short person, and toss them as far as possible.
Sam picked up little Gino and threw him to Mike. "I love midget tossing!"
by Benge October 24, 2005
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Tossing glitter

When you cheat at Ingress, and have to run around saying "I'm a pretty pretty princess" while throwing off xmps.
That Algomerpyle is always tossing glitter whenever we're around.
by UrbanIlluminati December 11, 2013
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tossing fish

An action indicating disapproval and usually outright judgment against the person on the receiving end.
He was standing calmly in his own backyard when suddenly he was slapped in the head with a “thwop” sound because his ex-wife was angrily tossing fish and she was not about to let up!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 29, 2020
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Salad Tossing

"Salad tossing" is the act of licking someone's asshole, often preceded by kissing and licking their ass cheeks and ass crack, and often accompanied by kissing and fingering their asshole. A true salad tossing enthusiast will also insert the tip of his or her tongue into the asshole of his or her partner. Salad tossing is often considered a sign of respect, affection, and even love, because, as should be obvious, you don't stick your tongue up just anybody's ass.

Salad tossing is often performed as a part of traditional oral sex, before, during, or after it. The "tossee" may lie on his or her stomach, allowing easy access to the entire ass. Another option is for the tossee to place his or her legs over the tosser's shoulders thus allowing access to the asshole. This position is particularly useful if the tosser is on his or her knees. Since much of the tossee's weight is supported by the tosser, this position is generally more comfortable for a male tosser and a female tossee. Although this position makes access to the entire ass more difficult, it does allow access to both the asshole and the genitalia, so that salad tossing and oral sex may be performed together.

For the sake of reference, the author notes that the salad tossing scene in HBO's "Girls" series (see below), in which the tosser shakes his head from left to right like a hungry dog in heat with a new rawhide, was poorly performed, but did serve the purpose of exposing salad tossing to a new audience.
Example: I love my new girlfriend so much, I'm adding salad tossing to our plans for tonight.
by AAARRRGGGHHH May 10, 2016
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Tossing the Cells

When your employer comes by to snoop on your computer screen to see what you have open and/or who you're talking to.
Guy 1: there's a difference between monitoring your internet activity and going through your personal information
like you're some prison inmate and they're tossing the cells

Guy 2: yeah it's bullshit. lol

Guy 1: but they're saving you from yourself.

Guy 2: LOL
by Brandon Hatecobs June 23, 2011
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