turfing

sitting in some tall grass and jerking yourself off.

Yo, i saw that guy turfing outside my house!, It was gross.

by brownsugar3 January 10, 2011

Turfing

turf·ing | “to turf”

A lowkey day hang outside with your people. Usually involves blankets, drinks (cans of Triple if you’re doing it right), and some kinda lawn game like spikeball or cornhole. Everyone tosses their phones in a pile and just vibes.

Kinda like a darty but way more chill. Sometimes there's a slip-n-slide. Happens in parks, front yards, campus greens — wherever you can post up and not get kicked out.

Basically:
Where the turf meets the tribe. Crack a Triple, drop your phone, and let the hang unfold.

Girl 1: “Yo is this a darty or what?”
Guy 1: “Nah we’re just turfing. Pull up after 11.”
Girl 1: “Say less.”

by datdmt May 15, 2025

Turfing

The removal of a person's face (living or non-living) and wearing it around for fashion or sexual pleasure. (Cousin definition to Munting)

I would love to turf Amy, she is super hot. I have never turfed before, but would love to try it sometime! Would you like to go turfing with me, or are you more into munting?

by LosPollos the Gnome October 14, 2025

dragon Turfing

The act of standing on a girl with big fake breasts and flapping them back and forth pretending like they are wings while also rapping your new mixtape as that shit is fire.

Hey. Did you hear about the Dragon Turfing I did last night?

by Dragon Turfing April 20, 2017

FPS turfing

Crosshair placement where an enemy would normally be preemptively. Preferrably head level

Her FPS turfing at long killed that guy that was peeking the corner

by Ucci May 1, 2020

Bird Turding

Slang believed to have originated in the North of England, bird turding means to talk nonsense, or to boast with nothing to back it up. Possibly derived via pigeon fanciers, telling someone that they are bird turding means that they don't have the facts and are basically talking bird shit. Telling someone that they "ain't bird turding" means that they have got it right.

"Winkies who try to aggrandise themselves using Urban Dictionary are just WOSPs."
"You ain't bird turding there, pal."

by AKACroatalin April 4, 2015

amber turding

1. the present act of shitting a turd onto the bed/mattress of your boyfriend/spouse
2. the trend of girlfriends/wives shitting onto their significant other's bed or mattress

"Can you please stop Amber turding onto my bed!"
"Why the hell are you Amber turding my mattress!?"

by Alexthepopgamer May 3, 2022