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Getting killed because you brought a shovel to a gun fight. Becoming dead.
Don't get topherd.
Topherd by BigjewdaddyB May 31, 2018
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top nerd 

neekier than neeky..suchhaaaa geek..finds it difficult to socialise..ppl who speak to this nerd speak to him/her because they feel sorry for them. this kind of person is in a totally different league of nerdness.
oh yeah?..
yes u top nerd
top nerd by thatl be u April 5, 2008

tornerdo 

n: A tornado of nerdiness.

adj: an overwhelming amount of nerdiness that threatens to swallow you and everyone else up into the nerdy conversation/act, that refuses to be ignored.
Person 1: Hey dude, look! Those Trekkies and those Star Wars geeks are going at it!
Person 2: Yeah, jeez. That's a real fucking tornerdo.
tornerdo by Joey Africa March 2, 2017
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026