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Ya'll already know who i am, my name is Topher.
Person 1:Who are you?
Topher: Ya'll already know who i am, my name is Topher
Topher by Loopy<3 January 5, 2023
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To be tophed one must just be stoned out of his mind. Must be further along than just being baked. Mind games are a must for times like these.
"So anyone up for getting tophed today?"

"Ya lets do this, grab an apple!"

"Here's the apple."

"I'm not gonna fall for that shit, again!"

Topherism 

Anything that is poetic in nature dealing specifically with the weather
Girl, that was a sweet topherism you had last night while describing those cumulo-nimbus clouds.

Students please find the symbolism in this topherism.
Topherism by Dr. James Kurger September 29, 2007

Tophering 

(Verb). To make something easier through means of cheating, cheat codes, cracking tools or a guide. Specifically related to Video games.
He was completely tophering his way through Final Fantasy 7.
Tophering by EvilZ3RO December 15, 2012

Topher the Tofu 

a man who gives no shits about popularity, and is allergic to Tofu
Oh man, did you hear Topher the Tofu last night? Hating on the concert we all went to.
Topher the Tofu by JaioCG October 1, 2017
Topher is a tall, handsome, funny male who can be addicting and sometimes hard to look away from. A topher is never a female and has an Italian sausage if you know what I mean. Topher spread his disease, also known as topherculitis, which is missing the topher and always thinking of him. You will sometimes suffer from topher withdraws.
"Did you see Topher today?"
"yes! And he gave me some topherculitis"
Topher by Short shit August 22, 2012
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