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Italian expression to say that someone is cute and adorable. It literally means "little mouse"
X: "Oh my god, he's such a topino!"
X: "È proprio un topino"
topino by Iamtheonlygod February 22, 2017
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Someone who is even more of a knob than your average knob.
That John Terry is without doubt a topknob.
topknob by sillybeggar November 27, 2012
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Short for isotoping
When teens enrich uranium and sell it to foreign nationals.
First discovered by the onion news network's program - beyond the Facts.

1 in 5 teens do this.
Teen 1: Let's enrich uranium, sell it to terrorists and make money.

Teen 2: Hell yeah, i love toping - i get a natural high.

* Terrorist attack*
Toping by Lil fission March 4, 2011

Totino's Pizza

Along with jack in the box and hot pockets, one of the top three foods of a Techie. Cheap, somewhat good tasting, and sold by the shit-ton
Techie 1: Hey man its gettin late. We gonna pull an all nighter on this?
Techie 2: Guess so man. Go to the store and get some Nos, ill start the Totino's pizzas and we'll get this shit done
A party trick meant to get the party back on track. Involves resting one's dick upon somebody's head for everybody to see.
Agent Six: Here I go, mister. This is, perhaps, my country's most famous trick. The topknot!
Topknot by Yoshi'sDontEatPoop May 23, 2021

Topinoph 

The period of time after sleep during which an individual feels lethargic or sluggish. Also spelled "topinopf."
Cut him some slack, he's still feeling the effects of topinoph.
Topinoph by yungvishy July 25, 2020

Gran Torino 

1. Anything to do with Clint Eastwood

2. An activity that would be approved by Clint Eastwood

3. Quite possibly the most badass movie ever to grace the earth (due to Clint Eastwood)

4. A wicked sick car
1. Good, the Bad, and the Ugly was fucking Gran Torino

2. Person1: Hey we're gonna go shoot some indians. You want in?
Person2: Sounds pretty Gran Torino to me

3. "GET THE HELL OFF MY LAWN" (said in Clint Eastwood's scratchy yet endlessly badass voice)

4. Dammmmmmn check out that dude's Gran Torino
Gran Torino by Saucy n00b December 24, 2008
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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