topino

Italian expression to say that someone is cute and adorable. It literally means "little mouse"

X: "Oh my god, he's such a topino!"
X: "È proprio un topino"

by Iamtheonlygod February 22, 2017

topknob

Someone who is even more of a knob than your average knob.

That John Terry is without doubt a topknob.

by sillybeggar November 27, 2012

Toping

Short for isotoping
When teens enrich uranium and sell it to foreign nationals.
First discovered by the onion news network's program - beyond the Facts.

1 in 5 teens do this.

Teen 1: Let's enrich uranium, sell it to terrorists and make money.

Teen 2: Hell yeah, i love toping - i get a natural high.

* Terrorist attack*

by Lil fission March 4, 2011

Totino's Pizza

Along with jack in the box and hot pockets, one of the top three foods of a Techie. Cheap, somewhat good tasting, and sold by the shit-ton

Techie 1: Hey man its gettin late. We gonna pull an all nighter on this?
Techie 2: Guess so man. Go to the store and get some Nos, ill start the Totino's pizzas and we'll get this shit done

by take a chance babe August 21, 2010

Topknot

A party trick meant to get the party back on track. Involves resting one's dick upon somebody's head for everybody to see.

Agent Six: Here I go, mister. This is, perhaps, my country's most famous trick. The topknot!

by Yoshi'sDontEatPoop May 23, 2021

Topinoph

The period of time after sleep during which an individual feels lethargic or sluggish. Also spelled "topinopf."

Cut him some slack, he's still feeling the effects of topinoph.

by yungvishy July 25, 2020

Gran Torino

1. Anything to do with Clint Eastwood

2. An activity that would be approved by Clint Eastwood

3. Quite possibly the most badass movie ever to grace the earth (due to Clint Eastwood)

4. A wicked sick car

1. Good, the Bad, and the Ugly was fucking Gran Torino

2. Person1: Hey we're gonna go shoot some indians. You want in?
Person2: Sounds pretty Gran Torino to me

3. "GET THE HELL OFF MY LAWN" (said in Clint Eastwood's scratchy yet endlessly badass voice)

4. Dammmmmmn check out that dude's Gran Torino

by Saucy n00b December 24, 2008