Topknot 

A party trick meant to get the party back on track. Involves resting one's dick upon somebody's head for everybody to see.

Agent Six: Here I go, mister. This is, perhaps, my country's most famous trick. The topknot!

Topknot by Yoshi'sDontEatPoop May 23, 2021

Topknot 

A hair style worn by girls typically between the ages of 14-20, where all of the hair is tied in a bun on the top of their head, generally flopping down towards the forehead.Known to reduce the wearers I.Q by 95%.

"Dammm, if only Ashley didn't start wearing a topknot, she might have passed physics"...

Topknot by You know it! September 30, 2014

topknot 

Insult of the worst kind. Usually hideously ugly girl who wears her hair an inch above her forehead, normally in a polka dot scrunchy.

"a few inches higher and that'll be a topknot"

"noooooooooooooooooooooooooo......."

topknot by Sophie van der welle November 15, 2007

Topknot

n. refers to the omegaverse: the knot of an alpha that is top notch; a phenomenal knot

adj. to describe a top notch knot

“Dude my furry OC is so sexy. He’s got topknot”
“Bro I’m craving topknot knot so bad”

Topknot by Footmouth May 23, 2026

topknob

Someone who is even more of a knob than your average knob.

That John Terry is without doubt a topknob.

topknob by sillybeggar November 27, 2012

topnotchidiots 

2 Youtube guys - Opto and his sidekick who go around the hood asking "wannabe gangsters" If they wanna die. Rumours say they fake their pranks but even so, they're still entertaining af.

Opto: "Yo u wanna get popped my boi"
Fake Gangster: "Whatchu mean ma n*gga u wanna get physical?"
Opto: "Bro It's a prank our youtube channel is topnotchidiots"
Fake Gangster: "Inserts some tupac quote while smoking his stogie"

topnotchidiots by Rapidshark112 May 4, 2023

Miss TopNotch 

A Female, Native American decent from Fort McDowell AZ. That's as real as they come. with deep love and respect for her community as well as underground hip hop. Classy and not high maintenace only when she has to be. slayin lame chicks a fakes. more less female pooty tang.

She's Miss TopNotch

Miss TopNotch by Tinacious Austintacious September 26, 2010