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A party trick meant to get the party back on track. Involves resting one's dick upon somebody's head for everybody to see.
Agent Six: Here I go, mister. This is, perhaps, my country's most famous trick. The topknot!
Topknot by Yoshi'sDontEatPoop May 23, 2021
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A hair style worn by girls typically between the ages of 14-20, where all of the hair is tied in a bun on the top of their head, generally flopping down towards the forehead.Known to reduce the wearers I.Q by 95%.
"Dammm, if only Ashley didn't start wearing a topknot, she might have passed physics"...
Topknot by You know it! September 30, 2014
Insult of the worst kind. Usually hideously ugly girl who wears her hair an inch above her forehead, normally in a polka dot scrunchy.
"a few inches higher and that'll be a topknot"

"noooooooooooooooooooooooooo......."
topknot by Sophie van der welle November 15, 2007
n. refers to the omegaverse: the knot of an alpha that is top notch; a phenomenal knot

adj. to describe a top notch knot
“Dude my furry OC is so sexy. He’s got topknot”
“Bro I’m craving topknot knot so bad
Topknot by Footmouth May 23, 2026
Someone who is even more of a knob than your average knob.
That John Terry is without doubt a topknob.
topknob by sillybeggar November 27, 2012

topnotchidiots 

2 Youtube guys - Opto and his sidekick who go around the hood asking "wannabe gangsters" If they wanna die. Rumours say they fake their pranks but even so, they're still entertaining af.
Opto: "Yo u wanna get popped my boi"
Fake Gangster: "Whatchu mean ma n*gga u wanna get physical?"
Opto: "Bro It's a prank our youtube channel is topnotchidiots"
Fake Gangster: "Inserts some tupac quote while smoking his stogie"

Miss TopNotch 

A Female, Native American decent from Fort McDowell AZ. That's as real as they come. with deep love and respect for her community as well as underground hip hop. Classy and not high maintenace only when she has to be. slayin lame chicks a fakes. more less female pooty tang.
She's Miss TopNotch
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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