Topknot
A party trick meant to get the party back on track. Involves resting one's dick upon somebody's head for everybody to see.
Topknot by Yoshi'sDontEatPoop May 23, 2021
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Topknot
A hair style worn by girls typically between the ages of 14-20, where all of the hair is tied in a bun on the top of their head, generally flopping down towards the forehead.Known to reduce the wearers I.Q by 95%.
Topknot by You know it! September 30, 2014
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topknot
Insult of the worst kind. Usually hideously ugly girl who wears her hair an inch above her forehead, normally in a polka dot scrunchy.
topknot by Sophie van der welle November 15, 2007
topknob
topknob by sillybeggar November 27, 2012
topnotchidiots
2 Youtube guys - Opto and his sidekick who go around the hood asking "wannabe gangsters" If they wanna die. Rumours say they fake their pranks but even so, they're still entertaining af.
Opto: "Yo u wanna get popped my boi"
Fake Gangster: "Whatchu mean ma n*gga u wanna get physical?"
Opto: "Bro It's a prank our youtube channel is topnotchidiots"
Fake Gangster: "Inserts some tupac quote while smoking his stogie"
Fake Gangster: "Whatchu mean ma n*gga u wanna get physical?"
Opto: "Bro It's a prank our youtube channel is topnotchidiots"
Fake Gangster: "Inserts some tupac quote while smoking his stogie"
topnotchidiots by Rapidshark112 May 4, 2023
Miss TopNotch
A Female, Native American decent from Fort McDowell AZ. That's as real as they come. with deep love and respect for her community as well as underground hip hop. Classy and not high maintenace only when she has to be. slayin lame chicks a fakes. more less female pooty tang.
Miss TopNotch by Tinacious Austintacious September 26, 2010
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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