topknot

Insult of the worst kind. Usually hideously ugly girl who wears her hair an inch above her forehead, normally in a polka dot scrunchy.

"a few inches higher and that'll be a topknot"

"noooooooooooooooooooooooooo......."

by Sophie van der welle October 28, 2007

Topknot

A party trick meant to get the party back on track. Involves resting one's dick upon somebody's head for everybody to see.

Agent Six: Here I go, mister. This is, perhaps, my country's most famous trick. The topknot!

by Yoshi'sDontEatPoop May 23, 2021

Topknot

A hair style worn by girls typically between the ages of 14-20, where all of the hair is tied in a bun on the top of their head, generally flopping down towards the forehead.Known to reduce the wearers I.Q by 95%.

"Dammm, if only Ashley didn't start wearing a topknot, she might have passed physics"...

by You know it! September 30, 2014