Tophia

A lazy woman who won’t get a job and has roaches living in their hair.

Hey you should probably shower, you’re starting to look like Tophia.

by Dest14bae March 27, 2023

tophiachu

Mountain Dew drinking Tiktoker, that is well known for her controversial comments on her livestream.

Resembles Bobo the Bear, is usually seen yelling at her audience.

Person; Did you see TophiaChu’s livestream last night?
Person2; yeah she hella homophobic!

by LaylaCorn July 26, 2022

Temecula Tophat

Where one bro takes a steaming swirl type dump on another bro's head while he is passed out from drinking too much cheap beer.

Whoa dude, we were so wasted and then Jon passed out so I gave him a Temecula Tophat to keep warm.

by Troll Teacher November 23, 2011

topiary

A lesser known descriptive term for female pubic hair, obviously this does not apply to men, as it sounds ridiculously girly.

That girl had so much topiary in front of her wossname that I could have trimmed it into a unicorn!

by oO S3R4PH Oo January 11, 2008

tophatspacedog

A Retired Russian Spy sent by the Soviet Union in 1945. After a long mission that led to his near-death, tophatspacedog Retires in a small potato farm near Russia. In his spare time, he can be found recking bots at fornite and spreading the good word of Anime. His diet consists of 1 or more bottles of vodka and a bowl of plain Rice. Every once in a while he leaves his shelter to hunt down naughty kids that stream snipe Ninja.

OMG! its tophatspacedog, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!

Nani? tophat-san sugoi ne!

by PopoJø May 18, 2019

Tophat Kat

A white male, typically in his mid 20s, who often doesn't know whats best for himself. He regularly spends unnecessary amounts of money on things he doesn't, and never will need. He may also participate in various activities with strangers, usually in their early teens, in a very pedophilic manner.

In his game of Chivalry, the boy tried to explain to the Tophat Kat that buying 64 GB of RAM was completely unnecessary, and was a waste of money.

by Encyclopedia Shitannica January 6, 2014

TophBait

A Topher. The douche of the friend group that no one likes. Easily talked into doing stupid shit. A total ass hole. Covered in black heads. Mom is a pig of a nasty whore that roofies people and tries to rape them.

Kyle: Fuck, philly. Stupid ass tophbait called the cops on me again. Then his mom drugged my drink and tried to rape me!

Gerry: Damn dude, that’s fucked up. Y’all got any of that drink left??

by Melvin Birch November 25, 2019